Guzzirider

James Blunt sings like a girl- V11 riders should play heavy rock and drink blood. There is a guy who came to our bike club last night who ownes a Mille GT who, according to the girls, used to be in Coronation Street (a crap English soap). Guy

Was not too bad this morning- had to take the H**ley for a service and sweated like a pig in my winter gear cos it was so mild. Guy

In last weeks MCN they say that Buell are planning to make a road legal version of their limited edition race bike. Sometimes you have take what MCN say with a pinch of salt but if it is true then maybe the bigger motor will take the performance up another level. I think the race bike's claimed stats are 150bhp and 160kgs- if the road bike makes say, 120bhp and weighs 185kgs then it will still be pretty quick. Guy

I gotta say that my local Harley dealer in Leeds is ace and they love Buells too. I guess it depends on who is running the franchise. I'm off to bed cos I am pissed and tired- the result of another quality night's entertainment around Huddersfield followed by some lovely Calvados. Guy

Whoops- apologies for my spelling Mr Oddie! Have you got your Buell yet Noggers? Guy

Have you ever blown a seal??

Lets move this thread back onto Moto Guzzis and away from hooters- here is a nice picture of a Cali 3. Guy

Please put it away Bob- there's bird flu around you know!

I am glad she is ok Jim- sounds like a close one! Guy

That's where we are headed- a few days at Santa Monica to get over the flight, then hiring the bikes and doing a 3000 mile tour including Arizona, Colorado, Nevada, Utah and then back to California again, and another coulpe of days at Santa Monica to relax before flying home. Never been to the USA before so am looking forward to it! Guy

Yes but I want to ride on some empty desert roads- we don't have any here!

There is actually a hotel at the Erin rally- Creedons Hotel. I prefer to camp though- I think in a hotel you would miss sitting around with fellow rally goers at midnight passing around a bottle of whisky, and sharing tall tales and banter. You can also sleep next to your bike and know its safe, and wake up to it covered in dew, the birds singing, the sun (hopefully) rising and make a cup of char while you enjoy the fresh air. Guy P.S. You can also have a picnic!

I love V11s but don't see any of the variants as a collectors items- they are motorbikes and need riding, getting dirty, the odd scratch and plenty of miles. Guy P.S. Yes I do like Tennis!

You will enjoy camping at Erin- see you there! Guy

I have noticed the deterioration of moral standards on this forum the longer the winter goes on. At least my gimp mask keeps me warm this time of year. Guy

Mine said "Pick me, me clean, me luv you long time, f*cky sucky 10 dorrars" Sounds like medical jargon to me. Guy

I prefer just to wear a Guzzi branded leather thong,

I love your avatar of Little Britain's Andy in his Smurf suit! Do you get the programme over in Canada? Guy

Those nice ladies that give you massage in Thailand- are they doctors too?

I've danced there many a time! Now where's me leather cap?

This is a great song with an ace video of a dozen gay Abraham Lincolns pole dancing!

I understand that this Welsh gentlemen is partial to the odd bit of bum fun.

I think the MGS01 is the only really collectable Guzzi at the moment because its a special race bike and is rare. Guy

I know several gay blokes from work and they dress in jeans and t shirts and don't carry handbags. I think this is GQ's idea of what a gay man should be like, even though its far from the truth. Guy