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Not Lucifer's Genitals. Although they likely would have taken a beating on this beastie! Rj

Squirk?? I says Pardon? Have never heard this term... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=squirk Rj

If only I could get more than one ass cheek on it... Rj

Oui. C'est Francais. I don't have any other pics. A friend sent me this hoping I might have more info on it as he is thinking about trying to reproduce a copy. I was hoping the collective knowledge here would make short work of it... really not hoping for a stumper... Rj

I think the Violent Femmes said it best: Vicodin, marijuanna, ecstasy and alcohol. If the answer isn't there, prolly not much modern medicine will do for you. Rj

The truth is ugly, but you ain't carryin' it. Maybe you and Ratchet can go play with "the truth" in the corner. Rj

Stay safe over there Greg! Hope you're home and riding your sexy Italian Lady soon! Rj

I find the thought of not being able to walk at all much more frightening. I have no complaints at how things turned out. Rj

Fak the psychiatrist - there's the answer to your "can't fall asleep" problem. Good to know you're getting help. Now if we can just get Belfry to take his meds... Good luck with the head poker! Rj

Note to self - don't fak with Pete - Aussie's are tough bastards! Rj

It wasn't. They said they could cut it open and wire the pieces together but it would never heal together. Would leave a big scar and wouldn't solve anything so it still is as is. After six years there isn't much pain unless I hit the knee against something. Kneeling on the floor is out of the question. Had to quit competitive rowing as I could no longer keep my weight centered and pulled unevenly. I keep hoping the the modern plastics community will come up with replacements at some point. It would have to be CNC'd for each individual tho'. Like dentists do with replacement teeth and caps. I'm not very hopeful. Wear the gear. I'm a believer. Hey Hey I'm a believer. Rj

No hits yet... Rj

Glad to hear you are still living up to your nickname! I completely agree. Crashed my Triumph a few years ago, wearing most of the gear. Just jeans instead of proper pants. Everything did its job marvellously and I would have walked away with nothing more than bruising and soreness. But I shattered my kneecap and that can't be fixed as it is cartiledge. My armored pants would heve prevented this. Now it is ATGATT followed to the letter. Dress for the crash, not the ride. cheers, Rj

There is a Tenni with some, well, limp looking pipes over in the Tenni section. Could use a couple popped in the tank regularly. Good on ya Jaap. Couldn't agree more. Rj edit - oops, though he typed Viagra. Must have coffe before I type, must have coffee before I type...

Back problems? Certainly not for the "cool" factor... Rj

It sure ain't my bicycle I want to park there. Rj

Bollee Nollee.

Looking for more info and pictures of this bike. A point for make and displacement, the only two things I know... Rj

As for the eagle... Pop off the eagle badge - it's gonna fall off one day anyway. Polish to your heart's content. Rough up the area under the eagle with some emery. Stick it back on with JB Weld. Glued the ones on the chops too a number of years ago. Still stuck fast. cheers, Rj

I've come to a new appreciation for shipping and handling. Spent the better part of last Saturday looking for a mini grease gun and white lithium grease. You'd think such a thing would be plentiful in a city of 4 million... but no. Wasted most of the day and a hell of a lot of gas. Ordered one off ebay that night. $7 for gun, $12 for shipping. Comes with white lithium. To my door. No wasted time, no wasted gas, no phoning around, no getting steamed about it all. When I order RedLine, I order enough to do me a few changes. I also try to order from a place that has other stuff I should stock up on. Makes the S&H easier to take. Now if I don't know exactly where to get something I just order it online. No fuss, no muss. No more chasing through the city on a precious day off finding nothing. Rj

Perfect! Thanks Greg - I'll refer to this when I get my p-plate! I REALLY like Mr. Torq-It. He looks like a pullstart! Must be Wankel powered... Rj

I'd ride whichever worked better in the wet. They'll both be old soon 'nuff. But I'm also the guy who shocked the salesman, when I bought my truck new, by scratching it with my key as soon as I took possesion. He says "What the hell did you do that for??" and I says "It's a truck - now I won't worry about getting my first scratch". Rj

The only non harley rental place I know of. A friend used them when he was visiting from Ontario. Had nothing bad to say, but I've never personally used them. http://www.mtsma.com/ Maybe the locals can give you more info... cheers, Rj

Been to hell - they don't have service manuals either. Something about not making it easy for the locals. try here: http://autos.groups.yahoo.com/group/v11manuals/ cheers, Rj

I really like the styling of the bike, and it has some really nice equipment on it... but it is still just a French Hesketh. I'm having enough problems with my Italian stuff! If this was something produced by a known stable manufacturer, I'd be considering it as a replacement for my V11. Rj