badmotogoozer

You've left out all the best parts of golf! There's the carts, which you are allowed to drive drunk - did I mention the drinking?? If your rental cart doesn't end up in a water hazard, you didn't have any fun. "Would you like the optional insurance Sir?" You bet I do. Then there's "pants-ing" your buddies while they are tee-ing off in front of two other groups of four. Costume is important. If your standing in front of your ball at the tee and your trusted friend whips your britches down, it pays to be wearing a stupid hat and ridiculous sweater. Nobody notices your pants around your ankles. Not to be overlooked is the joy of beating the piss out of a little white ball with a club. Love playing golf, but I only watch it when I need sleep. Rj Removed and banned from a number of civic and private colf courses in several countries.

cheap is the word I'd use. Rj

Buy the black one. Rj

Yes, a sad day in Canada. Our poorest ever showing in Olympic men's hockey. Things will be different in 2010. The Italians will have a much better team as our boys all had their passports revoked minutes after the Russia game. They know they can't come home. As embarassing as our performance was, we can still take comfort in finishing above the Americans... Congrats to the Swedish ladies who made hockey history at this year's games!! Rj

Nobody's faulted my stick ability yet. ahhh misspent youth... almost as good as misspent adulthood. Rj

Fak! I've failed this test 94 times already! Maybe if I get closer to the screen I'll pass... I just can't make up my mind about fake tits. Sometimes I like 'em, sometimes I like 'em a lot. Rj

full indeed. We've even got one here. Rj

As I said... our hockey challenged bretheren just can't handle the facts. When's the last time your men OR women placed above us? Oh yeah... we've won everything for a while now... Truth hurts, doesn't it Ben? keep smoking that fattie - a delusional American is a happy American. Rj

Usually there isn't... Tension always arises whenever there is a major international hockey tournament. Our southern neighbors have difficulty with the fact that we completely OWN them at anything. Rj

That's an awfully small penis you have there Ben.

Well... on that note, I think I'll go home and drink myself into oblivion for the next couple of days. Rj

That's one sweet Triton Bob!! Rj

While I'm ranting, I was watching "Long Way Round" the other day. Interesting but I can't take any more of Ewan's bloody whining all the time. I almost shit when he had the audacity to bitch about the Siberian truckers killing a black bear for the $600-$1000 it's hide and gall bladder bring. Easy for a multi-millionaire to whine about the poor bear getting shot just for it's hide and gall. Ewan's got no problem feeding and housing his kids. If I'm in Siberia, having difficulty making a living, and my kids are going cold and hungry, and I see $600 run across the road, you can bet your ass me and my 30-06 are going after it. Ewan's an asshole. Rj

Exactly! The dogs @#!#$# up your cattle land. Down Under, the toads ain't even supposed to be there. Here the seal population explosion due to a lack of predators is raising hell with the fish population. I just get pissed when wildlife control becomes "don't bash the cute little seals...". Every country has some population control for certain species. Coming to the rescue of the cute ones?? Just because they're cute??? @#!#$# that shit! The annual culling of the herd brings income and jobs to the sealers, and keeps the fishing (huge) industry alive. Rj

Fer cryin out loud, this is population control! Where are the ativists protesting "cane toadin'" down under? If it's killing for sport you are against, take it out on the sporting Aussies who take 9 irons to the leapers for nothing other than fun. Or how about the rednecks sitting in the pick up bed shooting gophers with their AR-7's just to watch them jump? At least after the herd is culled the carcasses are going to use. Fakin bleeding hearts. Rj

I just bought it on DVD a few weeks ago. Sounds absolutely fantastic on the surround!!! No dialog or story really, just cars going fast, and wicked ones nonetheless! Between this one and Rendezvous, I'm going to have to get one of those big ass TV's now... Wish I had a child I could sell... Rj

On the back of a girl's R1 "Does this bike make my ass look fast?" Rj

Even Dubya knows how to eat pussy.

I'll cut you some slack because you're in Minnesota... Rj

You're going to want to start "puttin the stick about" Pete. There hasn't been a insult like that on this forum in a loooong time.... Rj

Appologies to Colin - never was much good with names. Rj

Pictures don't do C.L. the justice it deserves. I think it's a horrible picture because it doesn't capture the depth of the beauty of the place at all... As was said, like finding God. Magical place beyond description.

Crater lake rocks. So do the roads up and down...

Serengeti Mud Flaps.