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I voted for Bob's cock. But only because Pete's rubber chicken, Will, didn't make the list. Rj

I thought for sure they'd know "binge" and "purge"... Rj

That's a good lookin whacker ya got there Ben. Just needs slight modification. Grind the heads off the nails so they don't get stuck in the skull.

As requested. http://www.newgrounds.com/seals/ http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2667866?htv=12 Rj

"blow me" - good command "kiss" and "spank" rock too... "fondle" is exceptional Rj

weary of seal clubbing? Might I suggest you use the knife for both clubbing AND skinning. That way you won't have to carry a bat and a knife. You'll find you have much more stamina with a lighter load. Rj

If you eat meat, you're killing animals. Period. No difference between pulling the trigger and putting out the hit. I have no problem with killing seals. They are used completely and suffer much less than your average barnyard animal at the slaughterhouse. Now where's my Sherwood...

Hooters is getting old.

I want that kind of treatment available at my local clinic. Thailand's a long way to go to spend ten bucks... Rj

Yup - on cable. hilarious! I've always been a big fan of Brit humour! cheers, Rj

I'll bet it's a nice place to be - especially in your tight little bicycle shorts... Rj

Who let Noggers watch Stephen King's "It"?? It'sfar too much for him, especially after bed time!

WTF?? Another shit pile from the pages of Getting Queer. Jeans and a black tee shirt - $55. That's all you need to know. Rj

You've already got the purdiest model and color. Black is beautiful!! Especially for a rat bastard Rj

Hot! Damn hot! Hot and shitty! Hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut! This global warmin's killin me... Rj

Congrats to you and your family Jason!! You guys got it all wrong... they named her after the Kraft salad dressing. It just happened to be on the hospital lunch menu. Rj

Man! I could go for some of that right now. That and a good nap... Rj

Looks like Prince Harry may soon find himself in the hot zone. It seems that it is the Americans who only send their poor and downtrodden off to die for the rich and powerful. How many senators have sent their children, or even a distant family member off to Iraq? Don't get me wrong... I support the boys and girls over in Iraq and hope they get out safely and soon. I have NO support or respect for the people who sent them in the first place. Rj

Has anyone studied preWW2 European History? Frightening social, economic, and political parallels can be drawn between the current USA and Germany in the late thirties... lest the past repeat itself... Rj

My side covers both broke when I first brought my new V11 home. 3 years later my warranty replacements haven't shown up. Looks like I'll be repairing mine. I have had great results with solvent bonding for small cracks. Not great for holding together things that have broken apart, but perfect for cracks. Using a toothpick, dab a TINY amount of MEK (methyl ethyl keytone) along the back of the crack. Let capillary action draw the solvent into the crack. If you are careful, the crack won't even be noticeable through the painted side. Keep it off the paint. Get used to it in a corner of the back, or on some scrap abs. Place a drop on the abs and scratch the toothpick around in it. You'll see that it melts the ABS and then it hardens back up again. You are essentially welding it back together. Once it has hardened (best left 24hrs) use Steve's preventative measures as above along with rubber or nylon washers on the mounting screws and you should never have the problem again. I have MEK in my lab (100%) but I believe that you can also get it at an auto body shop, or in the plumbing section of any hardware store. Look on the chemical contents of any "abs pipe solvent". I think most of that stuff is 99% MEK. cheers, Rj

Precisely!! Ratchet - you have a way of "quietly" insulting the intelligence of anyone who could find fault with your opinions. You have insulted me indirectly several times. If I had thinner skin I might have taken offence. Instead I just had some fun with it. BTW, My name appears as a collaborator on a modest number of published studies in the early detection of lung cancer. None of which can be found on the internet. All of which are, as you like to put it, very scientific. cheers, Rj

You're not kidding! Is anyone here qualified to get Noggers the help he needs? Rj

Red gets you more tickets... I can't see how one could go without at least three bikes... Rj

The propane radiant heater. Same thing we used to keep warm duck hunting. Then there was the time my friend's block froze overnight in his truck. Had to build a small fire under the oil pan to get out of the bush. Not a direct correlation to warming the battery... but common Manitoba stories. Rj