badmotogoozer

Thanks for the info on the Horse Hockey Dan! I vote we take these poor pygmy ponies under our wings as the official v11Lemans page charity. All future Enzo challenges shall be put toward legal expenses necessary to fight those PETA butt plugs and get these poor ponies back on the ice where they belong! Or we could just fight cancer like everybody else... Rj

I think it is the bagster cover seen here - at least that's how I remember it looking...

one of the local v11 riders just traded in his 01 v11 sport on a Breva. He offered me his tank cover as it didn't go with the bike. It is a full tank bra and looks quite good. I don't know who made it but it is made for the tank. Seen very little use. If interested drop me a line and I'll see if I can track him down. No idea on price. cheers, Rj

Now we all know why Martin has all the quiz points - guess there aren't many hot pursuits to control in Herefordshire, UK. Think I'll head out to the garage and see if I can get another mile an hour outta my lawn tractor. I hear there is a bolt on exhaust that will give me another 0.3mph. This thing should do 6.5mph easy. Stay tuned. Rj

Who's the hottie in the background?? Rj

Another page and still no talk of Horse Hockey.... dammit! Inquiring minds need to know! Nice one Martin. About time someone noted that 130mph is awful poor for 1100cc sport!! How many have spent more than $5k trying to eek out something resembling performance from their slug. They are fun slugs tho' Enzo - you ain't gettin out of this the American way! (that is, shake a big stick at it and hope everybody runs away) This is not a bet, no wager, simply $150US to your favorite charity if you can back up your claim. If you do not have a charity, or know what that word means, then I'm sure we can find something suitable. You got called, now either pony up or scamper off with your tail between your legs. Either way we'll be eatin ribs. Hurry up tho' that US dollar is sinkin like a stone! Rj

Yes - that is a GIVI screen. Fits great and works great. I paid a lot less for mine ($120cdn) shop around. Mine is currently being painted gloss black and adding a little Guzzi eagle where the GIVI decal was. All will be done for under $200. Rode 8K km's down to Oregon with it, breaks the wind very well and I'm 6'2. Best bang for the buck in my opinion... There's a good shot of it from the side with rider (me) on my member page. cheers, Rj

I know, Iknow!! It's a 3.5 liter plastic gas can! What do I win? Rj

bloody hell. 4 pages of pure crap! The only thing I found interesting is this Horse Hockey... tell me more! are there rules? You can't mention hockey of any kind around Canadians who are dealing with no NHL for the first time! Is it like polo? Where can I go to watch the action??? Oh yeah - add another $50 to the pot. Come on Enzo/Nemo/Cobra Boy let's see you back up a statement for a change? Crap flows outta you like pig manure out of a spreader. Just back up something, anything,...really. till then...

Trust me - that's her - I'd recognize that rack anywhere... we don' need no steenkin enlargements! Rj

woo hoo! finally one that's right up my alley!! model: Maria Grazia Cucinotta country of origin: Italy, (Messina, Sicily) date of manufacture: July 27, 1969 weight: dry or wet?? displacement: normal use: 500cc racing: 1.5L however these #s are average, she may have been bored and stroked... Rj

Don't know if this works for other phone systems but here in Canada the connection between parties is not broken until the person who gets called hangs up. I use this every time I get a telemarketer - I just say "hold please" then leave the phone listening to the TV or radio. After 10 mins you will hear them screaming into the phone to hang up. Waste their time and money instead of yours. I also get very few telemarketers now. Rj

fear and loathing at the end of a revolver. a long time favorite writer. Rj "Never turn your back on a drug - especially when it is waving a razor sharp knife in your face." - HST

Congrats on the new wheels! But keep in mind the 'Wing doesn't have to be a boat. "Bolt on" = "Bolt off". See how much modification you can do... the possibilities are endless! Rj

Hate to say it Dan, feels super safe smooth S-L-O-W Comfy x2 Reliable as can be Can be bought cheaply sorry buddy, you just described a Goldwing to a Tee! Say what you will about BMW reliability, they got nothin on Honda. There are worse things in life than toodling around the country on a Goldwing with the wifey... especially with a Scura in the cubby for the solo rides Rj

Sounds like someones in the market for an old Goldwing.... holy crap, was that ME that just said that?? Rj

KTM? 625SMC perhaps... Rj

We're talkin Japanese Yen here right?.... Right???... Rj

and the main reason I chose basic black! That "thermonuclear gorilla snot" must be an expensive beyotch to mix and match. Rj

http://www.bikeintercom.com/products/helmet_speakers.html I think these are them... Rj

I've just been using a crappy little MP3 player 128M I think... with some decent ear buds. Works fine, batts last (less features = longer batt life) Load it with music and go. As an alternative to the ear buds (which you do have to turn loud) at the M/C show there was a guy who was selling super thin speakers that stick inside the helmet (about as thick as a couple sheet of paper). Sounded good and were $30. Could be an improvement over having the earbuds cranked right at the drum. Wish I'd remembered to go back and buy them... Rj

indeed! That is one bad ass Guzzi! Rj

I gave them two snaps, yesterday... Rj

Many condolences from both myself and my furkid, Gromit. Have always had dogs, black labs, right from day 1. Had to say goodbye to many over the years. Never easy... Ryan

I f@@king love you guys! Except Belfast.... as a good Canadian, I can't possibly trust a bloke who doesn't cheer for the local hockey team. Go Giants Go!! Just kidding Belfast - I'd hoist a Guiness with ya any day! (But preferably game day) Rj (Anal Expelsive)