Come on over Steve! I don't mind cutting your bike up!
Honestly, I had that thought too - point of no return. But I figured I hated the thing, it had to go, and if I didn't like it I could continue my search/fabrication of a fender eliminator. Turns out I like it just fine!
I'll have your fender chopped while my girlfriend distracts you with a NewCastle!
cheers,
Ryan