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: Hi convict Great pic! Definitely 2007 calendar material :thumbsup Cheers from snowy Denmark Søren

I'll find the infidel and have him punished....... Søren

Scandinavian motorcycle magazine 'Bike' ran a test on the coloured tyres and they came to the conclusion that they were only made for burnouts and nothing else. Additionally I think they look girly and are more suitable for BMX pushbikes but who am I to tell Cheers Søren

If it doesn't work use a hammer. If it still doesn't work take a bigger hammer... Quote: Martin Mdude You mad Norseman..... Søren

here's Herman the German - the slobbering beast to end all slobberers... He also weighs 130 pounds. Happy New Year yo your all from snow covered Denmark. Søren

Here's my petrol story: On Christmas eve my son Chris got hungry and took my wife's car down to the local McDonalds. I asked him if he could fill it up and so he did with 95 octane unleaded. Oh, did I forget to tell you that it's a Ford Mondeo TDCI? (Turbo DIESEL commonrail injection)....... He's not flavour of the month right now, but thanks God nothing severe happended to the engine. The Ford garage managed to suck up the gasoline and clean/rinse the fuel hoses and change the filters. And to sum it all up Chris works on the local Shell gas station..... prat! Cheers Søren

yer lucky bastard...... Good luck and many happy miles! Søren

Careful now, careful! We Scuristis are like Ninjas (NOT the Kwak, thanks!) We are sneaking around looking for Greenies and Tenni owners who've been behaving badly and the list is getting longer and longer. BFG is out on a mission (my lips are sealed) and he'll see you before you se him! Better sleep with your lights on DeBenGuzzi Hail the dark side Søren

"Sidecars suck! " Quote: Chris and Andreas Tikkanen. My twin boys were out riding a sidecar Beemer on a closed track and they hated it! Handling is rubbish and it has absolutely nothing to do with motorcycling, in their opinion. I haven't tried one yet but I cannot imagine riding one. Motorcycles are meant to be two wheeled and not car hybrid like i.e. trikes. Dont shoot me - I'm only the messenger! Cheers Søren

Love the countryside up North in Ol' Blimey I often travel to Newcastle and I really like the atmosphere up there. Great pics Wam, Jason and Guzzirider! Cheers Søren

Yup, Jan is right. Nice looking bikes Cheers Søren

Howdy! Have gone through a pair of BT 020 and BT 014 and have now set sails for the Pirelli Diablo. I wasn't too pleased about the BT's - they were ok, but nothing more. I have to await Spring to set in before I can test the Diablos as the road conditions here in shiny Denmark are not really motorcycle friendly for the time being.... Cheers Søren

Zündapp? Looks like one of the models from the Seventies. Speak up, Mdude! We are waiting for the next clue! Søren

Riding? No way, Jose...... I was out riding Saturday on a Honda CB 250 and I almost lost my bits (0-1 degrees Celcius). Snow hasn' t really set in yet, but it's jaw clapping cold and windy. Till Spring.. Søren

Hi Carl, The easiest (and cheapest) thing to do is to stick on these fluo-strips on the rims like all the MGP guys have. You can get them on ebay for nuthin' Søren

That should scare the Tenni lads...... Søren

Back in the early Eighties when I was a semi badass Harley biker(??) I couldn't get a decent tire for my bike. I had a 15 inch rear rim so the only choice was a Gislaved car tyre that I nicked from a friend of mine (He had a Volvo). So how did the bike handle? Well, it didn't, not even close. When the tire manufactorers finally made a decent 15 inch motorrcycle tyre (I went for a Dunlop) it was like a brand new bike. To sum it all up: Car tires are for cars and mc tires are for bikes. Cheers Søren PS: I just caught myself writing tire/tyre. Is this another US/UK thing?

Hi Phil, I haven't tried the gizmo myself but I like the idea. The new Ducatis 749 and 999 models have all binned the traditional wiring system and run everything via LAN. Heck, we live in the 21st century so why shouldn't it work on a Guzzi? Worth a try I would say so if you can afford it go for it. Just my 2 rubles... Søren

Oh, it's time for another Scandinavian fight....In the blue corner weighing XX lbs - Mr. Nor-ge/yeh and in the red corner bla, bla, bla....... Søren

Hi Mdude, thanks fro the input regarding bikes. And next time you're in Copenhagen then pop in for a and a , right? You forgot to mention snorting cocaine and smelly feet! Søren

I hereby claim that I was temporarilly insane when I quoted that (too much absinth and Guiness....)

Check out the October-December issue of Motorrad Klassik: They run a full story of the Le Mans series from LM 1 to V11. Regards Søren

You Northern Irishmen....... Søren PS: Love the brown stuff!

Well done, trispeed! Fly the Guzzi colours Søren