Oh man... i have the perfect campain!!!
First we're going to tour the country (any country) and we're going to strike deals
w/the owners of the top strip clubs in the major cities... we get the girls to wear guzzi oriented apparel (whatever that means) and get the bikes up there on the floor, w/the girls...you know, the lights the sound...kick ass!
on the backstage we'll have all the pertinent paperwork in case a customer decides to say.... buy one
so, we'll give the girls 'incentives' (cash) to promote the brand, and a big ass bonus (some trip to mexico or whatever) for the one that comes back w/signed papers...also, we'll come up w/ some sort of lotto (rigged of course, for whoever has the most expensive car parked outside) to win a special lap dance on board of a Guzzi! that's cool,...$$
now, i cannot stress enough, that the girls in these places must be w/no excuses
absolutely drop dead gorgeous (this is one of the cornerstones of the campaign).
So preferably this would take place on a fri. so everyone will be aware that there
will be demo rides next morning...(make that afnoon) at your local backroad or whatever,...
now,..we won't be making any money here, this is just an investment, it's a campaign to promote our brand...so we'll need to start with some pilot cities to see what feedback we get...in order to pinpoint the right environments and markets, research needs to be done, so... myself and whoever will be in charge of the treasury will need to scout for the right clubs and girls...
this process might take a couple of months...
so,... who's going w/me?