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helicopterjim R.I.P.

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  1. Personally I prefer to do the flag saluting stiff!!! Nice reply, Dlaing!!
  2. Don't tell anyone but it is a hollow threat! As you can see by this photo our ships are not suited for Arctic operations!
  3. hellz yah i'ma go kick some ass! they're gunna be scrapin guys off the pavement fer weeks!!
  4. My name is Bob, and I am Canadian. I am a minority in Vancouver, Banff, and every casino in this country. I was born in 1972, yet I am responsible for some native's great great grandfather who screwed himself out of his land in the 1800's. I pay import tax on cars made in Ontario. I am allowed to skydive and smoke (sometimes) , but not allowed to drive without a seat belt. All the money I make up until mid July must go to paying taxes. I live and work among people who believe Americans are ignorant. These same people cannot name this country's new territory. Although I am sometimes forced to live on Kraft dinner and don't have a pot to piss in, I sleep well knowing that I've helped purchase a nice six figure home in Vancouver for some unskilled refugee. Although they are unpatriotic and constantly try to separate, Quebec still provides my nation's prime ministers. 95% of my nation's international conflicts are over fish. I'm supposed to call black people African Canadians, although I'm sure none of them have ever been to Africa, or east of Halifax for that matter. I believe that paying a 200% tax on alcohol is fair. I believe that the same tax on gasoline is also fair. Even if I have no idea what happened to that old rifle my grandfather gave me when I was 14, I will be considered a criminal if I don't register it. I often badmouth the United States and then vacation there three times a year. I believe spending $15 billion to promote the French language in the rest of Canada is fair when the province of Quebec doesn't support or recognize the English language. I'm led to believe that some lazy ass unionized broom pusher who makes $30 an hour is underpaid and therefore must go on strike, but paying $10 an hour to someone who works 12 hour shifts at forty below on an oil rig is fair. I believe that paying $30 million for 3 Stripes ("The Voice of Fire") by the National Art Gallery was a good purchase, even though 99% of this country didn't want it or will ever see it. When I look at my pay stub and realize that I take home a third of what I actually make, I say "Oh well, at least we have better health care than the Americans." I must bail out farmers when their crops are too wet or too dry because I control the rain. My national anthem has versions in both official languages and I don't know either of them. Canada is the highest taxed nation in North America, the biggest military buffer for the United States, and the number one destination for fleeing terrorists. I am not an angry white male. I am an angry taxpayer who is broke. My name is Bob, and I am Canadian.
  5. I think you will like the FBF high comp pistons very much. I have them in my bike and it is soooo much more responsive. It is not much more faster but many more times rideable! Easy to install and PM me if you need a PCIII map. I have one that is close to usable - it needs a little tweaking if you are like mine!!
  6. Moto Guzzi sold me an MGS. I want to race it! Does it get any simpler than that?
  7. Well that makes two of us so far!!!!!
  8. What do you ride when you are in the new fart mode?
  9. Hey Brian! You resemble this comment!! If you ever check this forum any more now is the time to comment!
  10. I thought the same but the new extraction methods are 60% more efficient and now the tar sands are transported to the extraction plants by pipeline in a hot water slurry. When it arrives it is 50% separated. It now seems that with the latest oil prices that tar sands are quite economically feasable. Add in the theories that oil is a renewable resource and not strictly a product of fossil reduction and it seems the oil companies are going to do very well now!
  11. Too right. The reserves in the Athabasca tar sands more than equals all the oil produced by the middle east for the last 100 years. They have extraction methods now that are approching the efficiecy of conventioal oil wells! Soon the Chinese will invade..... On the other hand I broke in my MGS on the racetrack but also following the manual. It is considered broken in after 100 km. It runs great!!!!
  12. Tell us again the joys of owning a Solex, TX. Perhaps someone else can tell us the joys of owning a Zudapp! ebay (the link doesn't seem to work so go to ebay.nl and search solex)
  13. They were shot off by some bloke on a Triumph!!
  14. What can I say?
  15. I know you can 'light up the tires' but now you can 'light up the engine' too!
  16. It sounds like you need an MGS-01 Corsa!!! ....but it doesn't vibrate so much. Sorry.
  17. This could be a good deal! PCIII
  18. I knew you knew that.....
  19. GTO = Gran Tourismo Omologato
  20. .....and how much do you weigh?
  21. Wheely
  22. Yeah but they also need a ritch boyfriend if you let them have their way like that. Give them just enough to want you and ride them hard when you can and they won't give a sh*t what shoes they wear.
  23. This link is for select ATC from all over the world. If you want to hear the latest crash from Toronto the check the archives for CYYZ - 1530 to 1600 and 1600 to 1630 for August 2. Live ATC ATC archives Live Shuttle comm on this page
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