helicopterjim R.I.P.

This must be you after a hard night of shagging!

Strangely enough no! I'm in one of those sober moments between events - sort of catching my breath if you will. May just be on the other side later tonight. Off to a safety meeting with the chief pilot, ops manager and der fuhrer (company owned by ex Luftwaffe Starfighter pilot). I expect safety will not be on the agenda!

You changed it! I liked the first one better but it wasn't a real spoon - not like Martin's.

I have not tried either yet but some of my racing friends have tried them both and they are of the opinion that the finish of the CRG's is better but in the event of a crash the Pazzo's are greatly superior. Since they don't care about looks they all use Pazzo's and I probably will too if I switch to a billet lever. Cheers Jim

Reason number 10 To find out what time it is! Reason number 9 No one here pokes badgers with spoons! Reason number 8 I love Hooters! Reason number 7 Sometimes I learn something technical! Reason number 6 Sometimes people talk about Moto Guzzi's! Reason number 5 Human nature is so cool! Reason number 4 I can post when I'm drunk and not everyone notices! Reason number 3 Actually I'm quite enjoying this! Reason number 2 Sometimes I learn something and it's not about Moto Guzzi's! Reason number 1 The Moto Guzzi V11!!!!!!!

Numbers 3 and 5 from my top ten list of why I like the V11LeMans.com forum!!

I may borrow this, with your permission, for another forum I frequent where it will be equally appreciated. Cheers Jim

Mine is the tatto on my right shoulder. It goes with my username becasue I have been flying helicopters for 22 years and my favourite aircraft to fly is the Bell 214B which is the ultimate development of the Huey which is what the tattoo represents. The tatto design was borrowed from the Miss Saigon advertisement. My username is helicopterjim because my nieces and nephews have been calling me that since I started flying and now my (step) grandchildren are calling me that as well. I am comfortable with it because it is me! I may change my avatar when I get my next tattoo which is of a Centaur which represents my astrological sign and one of the Guzzi's I ride. Cheers Jim

As I mentioned earlier I was going to say something but I believe Jaap, Martin and Dave are more qualified than I am to comment on where this thread is going.

I was going to say something but changed my mind!

...... and so true!

Great. More Sagittarians.

Well Ben. It looks like you get to earn your keep as the quizmaster with this one. Macio was close but no cigar. A cigarillo maybe but no cigar. (A cigarillo is a short, narrow cigar.) Martin posted links to the correct answer but never really stated the answer definitively. Wambiker stated the answer clearly but after Martin posted his links. Whatcha gonna do, Ben?

Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside women's breasts . This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

A point for the first one who can tell us the function of this motorcycle.

For the record, Jaap, you have never disappointed me nor has anyone on this forum - even Captain Nemo!

Happy Birthday Belfast!!!! Hope all will be well with your mother. Best wishes Jim

The bike is a Moto Guzzi and it is not a factory sticker.

Is this a quiz or do you not know what bike it is? It looks red to me.

Fun for everyone! Shower Breasts!

I was thinking more like Adge Cutler and The Wurzels!

Congratulations Ben! Happiness and joy to you!! ..and where was the wheelbarrow invented? I know who it was invented for!

When the moon shines on the cow shed ...

Bye bye! (I'll be checking to see if you peek!)