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  1. helicopterjim R.I.P.
    Yes but we keep trying to get better! If only wars were for volunteers only and did not involve the innocent then perhaps it could be made a professional sport and we could then bet on war! It's all fun and games until someone looses an eye? or an arm and a leg? a battalion? a country?
  2. helicopterjim R.I.P.
    Think about this poll and the path the Global Warming thread is headed on well before you answer! It may not be as simple as it seems. I'll reveal who made the statements later as I don't want it to influence the poll - yet. Cheers Jim
  3. helicopterjim R.I.P.
    Method One: messing with their mind! press here Method Two: telling them how you feel! I just can't decide. They both seem to get the job done!
  4. helicopterjim R.I.P.
    As seen in a dog's diary: 7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite! 8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite! Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite! 2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite! 3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite! 4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite! 6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite! 7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite! 8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite! 11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite! As seen in a cat's diary: Day 183 of my captivity... My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded - must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair - must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear in their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time.
  5. helicopterjim R.I.P.
    I'll be hose clamping this winter for sure.
  6. helicopterjim R.I.P.
    Hey there, banaan jongen! I don't know what that means but I know what kut means. I hope you are being nice now!! I read that the new Ducati 1098 has a Digitek dash - the same as the Desmosedici and the MGS-01. I like this new bike already!
  7. helicopterjim R.I.P.
    Done!!
  8. helicopterjim R.I.P.
    ... a chiquita banana?
  9. helicopterjim R.I.P.
    It needs high pipes!!
  10. helicopterjim R.I.P.
    Don't you want an Aprilia?
  11. helicopterjim R.I.P.
    Why would anyone throw bags over a V11?
  12. helicopterjim R.I.P.
    One of our heli-logging ground crew is headed over as well but he's lightly armed so he'll just be for backup.
  13. helicopterjim R.I.P.
    When Honda brings out this bike no one will want any other bike!!
  14. helicopterjim R.I.P.
    Look at the size of this mountain!! This 100 meter high hill in flat Holland is a sensation.
  15. helicopterjim R.I.P.
    Why not take the rear footpegs off? The bike is in solo seat configuration and it would look soooo clean with the rear pegs off!! (and one of Pauls CF seats with the lighting built in)
  16. helicopterjim R.I.P.
    Do you get nose bleeds upon reaching such dizzying heights?
  17. helicopterjim R.I.P.
    I like the rear brake setup. Cuts back brake chatter on my Ducati Monster. What's with the struts from the rear footpegs to the tailpiece?
  18. helicopterjim R.I.P.
    By jove you're right!! Where did you get the fuzzy seat? It looks quite nice!
  19. helicopterjim R.I.P.
    Only if you don't know what time it is!!
  20. helicopterjim R.I.P.
    I don't give a fig about the dates!
  21. helicopterjim R.I.P.
    Are you speculating as to the reason why the other bikers could not get by?
  22. helicopterjim R.I.P.
    MGS-01 Corsa
  23. helicopterjim R.I.P.
    Benelli 4 cylinder racer
  24. helicopterjim R.I.P.
    Laverda Jota
  25. helicopterjim R.I.P.
    Benelli Sei
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