How about these:
"Every bodger knows that PVC pipe and duct tape are two most important resources on Earth.
You can commonly find bodgers in their natural habitat: hardware stores, dumpsters, and junkyards."
www.urbandirectory.com
Despite that interpretation: I have installed my recently purchased Quat-D and I have installed also the O2 probe in the hole that was meant for it, without any interference with the frame (sic!). It was not possible without the help of two big hammers, a large screwdriver, a lathe and even the devoted donation of some bodger's flesh.
Now I personally think this is worth one BP for me and at least ten for the Quat-D guys. You could invent another sort of badges for people who claim 800,- Euros for such a bodge without becoming red, not even slightly.
I bought it anyway, and I like the result!!!
Hubert