Snowed here on Friday,dead slippy,couldn't get any power down at all. I tried to pull away from the house with both feet down like outriggers,got to the bend at the end of the road and gently pirouetted round twice like Mad Max meets Torvil and Dean.Didn't drop it or go down,luckily,but couldn't go anywhere either.
I eventually managed to slither back to the house, but couldn't stop and skated past at a majestic 3mph, arms and legs locked,eyeballs bulging, did a 10 point turn and got her back in the driveway, blowing like a piper.
Thought I'd got away with it,but when I went in the house, herself and the kids are buckled. Better than the telly,apparently.
Took the van to work.