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Alex-Corsa

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  1. Nope that shouldn't happen.You mean you swhtchi the key on after switching it off to stop the engine? Don't use a kill switch to stop the engine,but turn off the key. If you turn iit on after you have stoped it the battery light should be there lighting on(still with engine not started)
  2. And of cource I wouldnt except this one , this i the classic. The relationship pont system : For all you guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is: In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects...Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system. Simple Duties: You make the bed..+1 You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pllows..0 You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets..-1 You leave the toilet seat up..-5 You leave the toilet lid down..-10 after the lights are out..-30 You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty..0 When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex..-1 When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom..-2 You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty liners with wings..+5 But return with beer ..-5 You check out a suspicious noise at night ...0 You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing..0 You check out a suspicious noise and it's something..+5 You pummel it with a six iron..+10 It's her father..-10 Social Engagements: You stay by her side the entire party..0 You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy..-2 Named Tiffany..-4 Tiffany is a dancer..-6 Tiffany has implants..-8 Her Birthday: You take her out to dinner..0 You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar ......+1 Okay, it is a sports bar..-2 And it's all-you-can-eat night..-3 It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team..-10 A Night Out With The Boys: Go out with a pal ..-5 And the pal is happily married ..-4 Or frighteningly single ..-7 And he drives a Mustang..-10 With a personalized license plate (GR8 N BED) ..-15 A Night Out: You take her to a movie..+2 You take her to a movie she likes..+4 You take her to a movie you hate..+6 You take her to a movie you like..-2 It's called DeathCop 3..-3 Which features cyborgs having sex..-9 You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans .........-15 Your Physique: You develop a noticeable potbelly..-15 You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it....+10 You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts ..-30 You say "I don't give a damn because you have one too"...-800 The Big Question: She asks, "Do I look fat?" ..-5 You hesitate in responding..-10 You reply, "Where?"..-35 Communication: When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression ..0 When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes..+5 You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV..+10 She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep..-20 Cheers buddy
  3. Hi ya!!Guzz, Well all that indicates me that hat you need a bit to slow down, think and evaluate yourself and others' perhaps you were approaching things with a bit streess and that causes failures (unforgivable?)Well think about it and evaluate. Yesour age is effected from arrogance and egoism at most aspects , plush the need to show up.Women are more inlined to that than men....anyways MGS1 well that's really a beauty and there s a big difference between bike and femmes , so I won't get into thiis. Here is some help guide to what women and men mean in daily basics. What a woman says, what she really means... I need = I want We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper... I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really going to hate I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead Yes = No No = No Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry I was wrong = Not as wrong as you Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep I'm not yelling! = Of course I'm yelling, this is important! What a man says, what he really means... I'm hungry = I'm hungry I'm tired = I'm tired Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Would you like to dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Nice dress! = Nice cleavage! You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psycho trauma are you going through now? You look upset = I guess sex tonight is out of the question Yes, I love your new hairstyle = I liked it better before Yes, your haircut looks good = $50 and it doesn't even look different! I like the first dress you tried on better = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go!
  4. What's the importance of going full throttle on 6th, isn't it enough on a 2nd or 3rd speed on?
  5. Anyone knows what are these Mike Rich pistons? What about Cosworth. don't they make anything for our Guzzis, or other forged ones on the market? Are these Feraccis forged? (same goes about Mike's) And since the can of worms is opened , yes there are the titanium valves and puschrods, are they a healthier conversion than other steel one kits (on the valves ) I mean. Weight is gained along with what can this bring to performace , as well titanium is antimagnetic as well, so let me hear your opinions here on this
  6. Now that's a big tease P.S. What's the "PCIV Firewire"??
  7. Why didn't you try something like running on higher octane Gas and use iridium sprak plugs. I nevere heared a Guzzi ping (here in Europe) of if it had faulty valves and low octane Gas.
  8. Would like to hears anyones opinion on this one Innovate Wideband LM-1 Air / Fuel Meter and what's the difference of this sensor that uses(stated asA Bosch 5-wire-WOS) with the Bosch LSU4/LSU4.2 sensor? Or is it the same?
  9. It seems to me also so intergrated that you don't need any other sources. What it may need would be an compatibility or it's own software to make diagnosis on the bike's Sensors, Fuel pump,Injectors and so on, Or does it do all these already??? Perhaps wiht a software so you have screen monitoring on those.
  10. Yep, that's right. hehe I wonder what's the purpose of those pools?Since the results`seem to be just out of drunken lads. Now , has anyone of them Driven the V8? So how can they vote it for what it was. That it definatelly was something ,but the who can have a pont about anything if they have not riden it, that's what I mean.
  11. Well I don't find anything relative at the moment.There are a few diagrams there , mostly on finnal results and when not , there isn't either any PC deafault-custom info. As I have seen right now the QuatD thing must have the worst performace for the bike compared to others , i.e.MG Ti's(87whp according to thread) or whatever else out there.
  12. I feel ill already .That;s a catch ,none is messing till now with advance and dual spark in such a unit.(for the Fi's-see below) . That's an interesting thing to do, sth like a "spark optimizer"(with more or less features). There is a lot of "meat: in the spark I think
  13. Thanks Cliff for the info though that question was also about this Rec-Ignition And if it does have to be connected only to the My16M(the Rec-Ign.), to work. So what's about this new thing?? Your answers fill me with understanding about the unit and more questions. i.e. lets say that you have made your real time adjustments on the road. are these saved by somekind , or can you use different saved maps while on the road, so you can swhitch back and forth in those mappings? TIA
  14. Yep that will go , but to tell you the truth and from what I hear and see now on , Cliff's system (My ECU) seems to be the most intergrated and reliable thing at the moment,yet cost effective- for what it can do. I wanted to dig the Marelli so I went to the "hard" way of "do it your self" -as allways for the moment and because I never fail I believe my researches will offer me most experience on the subject and I may help some others. And perhaps is a mistake spending all these money(and time) the "other way" I chose, cause I think , if you want your mind at ease and a perfect healthy running bike go buy the MyECU thing I think though that there will come a time that I'll get bored(complete my tunning goals) with all these stuff and start the My16M thingie.
  15. So it's more clear that this had to do with the mapping.Definatelly the sensors have their role on this.(as ratchethack states.) There you have it. So WTF is going on these sensors, can't they be changed to some more sophisticated ones.? I wonder what these people doing on these companies, they are supposed to do so advanced stuff, yet they fail blatandly to do bring the task at hand. Were they drunk when they were producing them??
  16. Interesting post,giving light to the "dark side" of this ECU rebuild and I mean finding an old ECU emptying it out and reconnect the OBD port thingie. Though I have grown up building electronic kits with the soldering iron there are some years I have not messed up with that...now all these pics brought memmories back P.S.edt. What's hat poti on the left side of the optimizer doing? I hve also seen thattere is a also PC thingie that can adjust the ingnition curves, now that's also interesting. I hope that doesn't require to have the MyECU unit to work. I guess I'll have to contact Cliff for this
  17. I usually order on my own from prementioned sourses and that's faster. You can also try Agostini,yes they speak English
  18. Looks quite shiny, I guess with a B&D is more effective and "easy" than using textile stripes' rubbing with the polishing paste.
  19. Amen brother!. Should I bring some coffe with me>?
  20. Thanks Dave once more you was quite informative on this. Well Dave dafault maps are also very O.K. Read here.Dyno Graphs -German actually from our relative German Guzzi "brotherhood" is a thread about dyno graphs. The first post in the second page says about the default PCIII map that works quite O.K. with 86,5Wps Definatally dyno runs can help for more personalised maps which the default are not (and they're not supposed to) .I believe that personalising would be when someone reaches for something very exact in the way he rides.But then again to tell you the truth there is difference in ridability in what and how the dyno says and what actually gets on the street.And costs are for everyone up to decide. Personally I would care for mine about having a healthy running motor, and afterwards to fit the gas consumption and power to the level I will need at my way of driving.
  21. I know that about Sporti's Vs V11 ECU's is just that learning more about the subject is better, perhaps in the future get also a bike with the 15M thingie.
  22. Well a 400 mile isn't a far away distance,when on tour, so you may just put the route in your schedule since you plan to do both.
  23. It sounds nice. I would like to go,htough I don't plan any travels that forward. Ussualy is all about how things and my mood are at the time I'd descide to go for a tour,if it fits I'd go.
  24. But yet the tuneboy alone is usseles,or ??? It does maps , right?, O.K. then where would these maps will go to? Wouldn't you need way or another the PCIII to stick 'em inside?
  25. Hopefully yes, I think you are a gifted person to recognize that and I'm seriouslly speaking. Helps me steer safer& better as well ,too(I believe)
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