"Pretty!??? Maybe the V7 Classic is pretty - but in "falsies & make up"? To call this pretty is an abuse of the language.
Cafe Racer??? A cafe racer is stripped down to function not tarted up with bling!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Quy4HEBBhJ0&feature=related
The clueless bufoons at Guzzi HQ have outdone themselves - a pimped up shiney pretender for wannabe yuppie outlaw cafe types to mince about on massaging their egos - & what's so sad is Guzzi are PROUD of it. They should hang their heads in shame, it's an embarassment...."
...a view of the new V7 Racer not widely appreciated by inhabitants of that other place...
...stylistically I take my lead from the Great Antipodean Master of Vituperol who is a constant inspiration.
KB
Well, you are too modest, as that is only a tiny, teasing vituperation extracted from the full meisterwerk.
And indeed, I was thinking, as I laughed heartily, that the Roper has been out-Roperised.
Have you considered emigrating to Austrialand?
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