Frenchbob

It's post-modern irony.

And the ones on the left are natural, too. Ohboy! Best yet.

Right. It's a Clymer Enfield 750, made in Italy and badged Indian or Italjet [although I think most of those were Triumph-engined]. And I claim my point. [it's OK: I can wait until Monday]

There were four people from Yorkshire online several times last month, but we Tykes didn't boast about it! There have never been four French members at once who could tear themselves away from dinner, or a woman.

Belfast, has Ben taken your quiz points away, or are you ashamed to own up to them?

Besides, everyone on here is under 80 years old, aren't they? 87579[/snapback] No.

The wheel rims on the Norton Inter are the wrong size and type.............

Good God! I'm going to live forever!

Lovely bike, Jock. The standard bar on the old V11 Sport naked is flatter than yours, but otherwise similar. Bob

This sounds horribly familiar!

Wrong thread and wrong persona, Ryan.

Most people still can't see it properly. Anyway, it's a Benelli Tornado, 650 twin, around 1970 and I claim my point. Ayethankyou.

Too much information, Nog.

Welcome back, E.J Thribb.

Oh yes. Nice.

I was riding a Triumph in 1976, Martin: clearly a mistake! Now, I could be converted!

Sad news, indeed. I remember him joining the forum and posting pictures of his immaculate bike. Please do tell his family and friends how genuinely sorry we all are. Thanks for letting us know, Bob

Don't use a pressure washer on it! You'll have no end of grief if you do.

I don't think it should happen to that extent: too much oil in the sump might account for it, but I assume you've not done that. Are the bores worn?

Well I was....and what am I going to do with the brilliant photo of my tits I've just taken? I had secretly hoped, Nog, for a picture of yours in something chic and....pink. Such a disappointment!

No, but I'll post you a shot of mine. I'm not being a spoilsport; I would love to see a photo of your wife's hooters: I just know mine won't co-operate. Tell you what, though: when the girlfriend comes back from her holidays, there's every chance I can get a photo of hers!

I agree, a reasonable request. And since when were women susceptible to reason? You're a philosopher: you should know these things.

Welcome, Tony. V50s are wonderful little bikes: I have fond memories of mine. You'll love your V11, I'm sure: it's a good progression. It's true that all the info you'll ever need is to be found on the forum...........but there are some really weird people posting: Celts; Buell owners; relativists; absolutists; global warmers; Francophile chicken freaks; colonials; breast-obsessives; Celtic, Buell-owning, chicken-freak, breast-obsessives; Dutch people. Be careful in here!

I have always bought my wife a plant for Christmas: she has traditionally been less than grateful.