Frenchbob

Come on...........it'll be a 1200S with a full, sports fairing. Or I'm a Frenchman.

I should care if the dreams are that good: at my age dreaming often beats life! Second thought..I always dream without my spectacles on! That could be it....!

I'm encouraged by a number of things here, Jon.

No, she's real: I've seen her in my dreams. [for you non-literary types, that's called a conceit]

Absolutely not! Some of us just have an unreasonable aversion to paying to have needles containing ink stuck into ourselves.................and, speaking for myself, make-up is much more fun, and you can wipe it off when you're fed up with it/when the woman whose make-up it is comes home, etc I think Nogbad knows where I'm coming from here. I need some support here, Nog!

No, but they're all in France.

He also has a girl's name?

No brain: no pain. I like the Easter egg-head: you could remove it from the shoulders, make a hole in each end, blow out any grey matter [this shouldn't take more than a second], store it in a safe, dry place and use it again next year.

Well done that man!

Jesus, Martin! That image is going to be burned onto the inside of my eyelids for hours!

Great pictures I believe that Slippery Sam, for instance, was so badly damaged after the fire that even the engine casings had melted. Who would have believed it possible that all the damaged bikes could have been reconstructed in so short a time? Credit due to all the restorers and specialists who handled the work in the UK, which is now truly the centre of the Universe for classic bike fans.

Go away and come back legal......we're law-abiding citizens, here!

I'll try that, Martin: cheers! Ben, Alex: when did the World change? I buy a bike if it does something to the small of my back [other than crush a vertebra] when I ride it, or, in extreme cases, when I look at it. What's with the charts? Women use things like this to choose kitchens, for God's sake!!! He said, in despair for the youth of the planet

See my avatar for more hot side bob.

And now we're actually doing it..........!!!! Go, guys! [love the smiley thingie, Martin]

Didn't you see? The kid let him win!

How long do you need, Ben? Or am I missing something, again?

That really moved me, Ryan.

How thtupid can you get? WD40 is good for squirting down stuck handlebar and other rubbers to get them off - I wouldn't use it for much else.

Cultural differences count for a lot, I know, but I really haven't the remotest clue what this thread might be about.............Neither, apparently, has DocC! And no, this isn't the first time I've contributed to a thread I haven't a clue about, before some smartarse points it out.

Please, Ryan, reassure me that this is an elaborate and hilarious joke, lest I entirely lose my faith in the broz!

Damn, there goes my best post this year. Could we not have girls with HOOTERS discussing politics, perhaps with speech bubbles?

Serge says: "Je m'appelle Serge, mais on dit Sairj-uh" .........I'm afraid he is as conceited about his name as he is about his appearance! It's justified, though: within a minute or so of being let out, this morning, he had pinned down every hen in the run, stared down next door's cat and wound up every other rooster in the village.

a piece of rope doesn't always help [look closely].......... I like the Panda bike though: that's good.

I don't know: I think I might get one of those. Not for the pillion, obviously.