Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told
them that before they could enter the Kingdom of Heaven, they had to tell
him what Easter represented.
The first blonde, an American, said "Easter is a holiday where they have a
big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey." St. Peter said, "No," and he
banished her to Hell.
The second blonde, a Brit, said "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth
and exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "No," and he banished her to Hell.
The third blonde, a Canadian, said "Easter is a Christian holiday that
coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having the
Passover feast with His disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and the
Romans arrested Him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He
died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder..."
St. Peter said, "Very good."
...then the blonde continued, "Now, every year the Jews roll away the
boulder and Jesus comes out...
If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey!"