Ralph Werner
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Even more surprising is that this was after breast reduction!
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Wrong! The porcupine doesn't have to get everywhere at 127 MPH.
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OK.Here's an oldie. What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? BTW. Last wekend I had the Rosso out for a few hours and what should appear in my rear mirror? A young female with a cell phone plastered to her ear in a BMW SUV! AAAAAAHHHHHHH! I couldn't get the Goose going fast enough to get out of that situation ( but officer, you don't understand...).
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Le Corner
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Hooters is hooters.
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Two more dumb asses checking in. I spent two days trying to push start a Triumph Thunderbird that I had just overhauled. Finally figured out that the spark plug wires were on the wrong spark plugs. My friend filled his Honda shadow with diesel fuel and then couldn't understand why the bike just sputtered and quit 5 miles down the road.
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I finally found a chick with some really big hooters and it was damn near fatal. My ribs still hurt a lot and man did she ever perspire.
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"There can never be too many polls or too much good sex" Ralph Werner (and Remy Martin VSOP)
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On the bumper of an old Chevorlet with different color fenders, dents, and a broken window: "My other car's a piece of shit too"
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Black Sheep makes a warm (fleece lined) boot that is also waterproof. They are very comfortable and work well in warm weather also. In over 50 years of riding they are absolutely the best pair of boots that I have ever worn.
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I just knew it!
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OK! OK! Enough of the freakin' owls. Here's what I'm referring to:
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Love mine on the Rosso.
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How about circumsizing elephants and rhinos?
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I suspected that. I'm anxiously waiting for him to check in.
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RKAs have served me just fine.
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Always amazed that a great pair of hooters seems to show up in almost every forum topic (except chiropractic). Just what the heck is with you guys?
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OK OK I take it back! That fairy is not, I repeat, not queer. However I do think that Pussy Galore is a sister of Lesbos.
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OK, he's queer!
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If you want to read some interesting articles and opinions about chiropractic check out www.quackwatch.com.
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So much for my double knit leisure suit!
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Man, if I can only hang on for four more years it looks like I might get: Viagra A walker Incontinence pants A BMW (have two already) A big breasted, bikini clad maid for my wife Knowing my luck, I'll have a fatal heart attack trying to blow out 70 candles all at once and will never get to try the walker.
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Gusty Stucky GeeVee Zookeeny All made in Itley So what else do you want to know?
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Tell that to this kid!
