TX REDNECK (R.I.P.)

^^ It took all of 2 minutes on dial up to load. What can I say ? Hey Skeeve , HAVING A BAD DAY? READ ON... There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery... as to why the deaths occurred around 11 a.m. on Sundays. So a World-Wide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, The part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner. Still Having a Bad Day? The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both. Still think you are having a bad day? A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman. YOURS IS STILL A BAD DAY, HUH ? Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death. WHAT ? STILL THINK YOUR DAY IS BAD? Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

Deben, I believe you're talking about Dura Lube ? http://www.ftc.gov/opa/2000/03/motor.htm

I just recently had my water tested & the state says it's radioactive, but it's OK because it's within acceptable levels

Thanks Dan I'm on a limited budget & I couldn't make up my mind whether to buy Robb Report or GQ .

Help Michael keep the kids in I think the word got out to the little farts about what happens to you after too much "jesus juice",because they got REAL FAST!!!! 3400 it really gets hard when it gets dark

If mileage is your concern then stick with the old standby MEZ4

I guess if you want something different , but IMO the factory light looks better.

Just like this

MPH has the knob in stock,as far the threaded stud goes I'm not sure, but it's worth an e-mail to ask.

To all our Irish members I love this holiday, it gives me an excuse to drink beer with my cereal

Give this man a point You didn't think I work at Mcdonalds for the pay did you ? Mmmmm quarter pounder with cheese

This from Texas Todd " Shop MPH and save-- Up to $39,000 savings. Just mention your internet coupon. "

Here's a hint. Think Suzuki

Guess what I had for supper ?

I think he has brain damage.

This ain't gonna work. Helicopter Jim has already broken the rules 1- MGS-01 3- Britten 4- Brough Superior SS100 6- Vincent HRD Black Shadow 8- Indian Scout (1930's) I was going say Honda 305 Super Hawk as one of my choices, but it looks like I need to join the country club first

You'll be fine Mik. It's a dry heat

It's a good thing for yer cheap ass that I already changed 'em

I got the Bosch ones from Todd at MPH, dlaing is using some other kind of relay http://www.guzzitech.com/Relays.html When I was doing a search, I came across this quote from John O'sullivan " When I checked my '02 Scura relays, I found two (2) of the old bad Siemens relays and have replaced all with Tyco relays which were sourced locally." Unfortunatley he didn't say what part #

Mine was like Mikes Y2K

Real world data, the relay for the starter went out at 2500 miles, the one for the ECU at 7500. The same relays are in my Dodge p/u the one for the trans went out at 90,000. The ones in the bike had moisture inside, the one in the p/u came apart, probably due to the rough roads out here in the woods. I no longer have Siemans relays in anything I own. I can send you my old ones post if you would like ,otherwise I'll leave 'em in the toolbox.

So you like to play Russian Roulette, eh?

I'm no lektrishun, but could the nuetral safety switch be causing the problem ?

WHAT! no Solex ? This list is bogus.

[quote name=helicopterjim' date=' Oh man am I excited! [/quote] Me too Jim, congrats