I was born on a small farm in Stafford Tx in 1956. Growin' up, I was the most popular guy at Dulles High. I remember when my uncle Lonnie bought me my first pair of mail-order X-Ray Specs. It was never the same fer me after that. Sure, it was great bein able to look right thru a girl's dress, but it was the teknolergy that got me. I knew I had to go on to be a great inventer.
But woodnt yew know it, I fell in with a bad crowd an started smokin cigarettes out behind the barn. Before long folks started callin me a hoodlam. Then came the darkest day of my young life... I was arrested fer cow tippin.
To be continued