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TX REDNECK (R.I.P.)

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  1. Anytime I hear about someone getting fryed with cooking oil, it reminds me of a scene in Straw Dogs
  2. Every singe time. EVERY single time I go to McDonalds they mess it up. I ordered a McGriddles sausage egg and cheese and a hash brown. The stupid female private part :-) gave me a bacon egg and cheese McGriddles and a hash brown. One time I ordered a DOUBLE Q.P.(it should be called a half pounder with cheese to make things easier) with cheese and those fucking douchebags gave me a motherfucking single. I ordered a sausage supreme omlette sanwich on a MOTHERFUCKING BAGEL. I got it on a fucking CROISSANT! How fucking hard is it to tell the difference between PLAIN BAGEL AND CROISSANT??!! I at least understand there is a difference between panecillo and croissant. And those were my last 3 orders of food. Every single time they screw something up. Maybe I have bad luck. Maybe those doucebags should learn to speak english.
  3. I'm with Paul on this Seriously for what you have in mind , you can't beat a K bike
  4. MPH has a really cool looking Stone with a bunch of upgrades http://www.mphcycles.com/Used%20Bikes/USED_BIKES.htmL
  5. I dunno , 22 miles one way is a bit much especialy in the rain. If your friction wheel gets worn you might have to push it more than ride it . I was thinking my latest acquisition would work alot better
  6. 80 grit. got the tip of his nose & his eyebrow. he cried like a baby Yep, we just stood there & watched it happen If drugs were legal, there would be a disclaimer on his heroin packaging that would have warned him not to operate equipment under the influence. Just another casualty of Drug Prohibition
  7. I'm now working part-time in a machine shop. The boss's son "works" there too. The son is a complete fucking heroin addict/junkie. Anyway I'm talking to the toolmaker about constructing a fixture to make something, and the son is way in the back corner at the belt sander. We're watching him nod in and out. (this is after he spent 45 mins in the bathroom puking). He's sitting in a chair deburring some shit, and he passes out. We're laughing, its funny. then 5, 6,7 minutes pass and hes slowly creeping foward in his slumber and finally OOOOUUUUUCCCHHHHHHH!!. In his junkie slumber he leans his face into the running belt sander. Yay!! fucking hilarious
  8. Wrong again Scotty. This one's much better
  9. ^ and that's a bad thang ? You're either with us, or you're against us
  10. time to bring out the boot
  11. Anthro good buddy, do not be sad for me
  12. I'm not allowed to ask ?'s on the wildguzzi forum . So I'll ask it here. Can the US president launch a nuclear bomb at a country without authority from the senate and congress? How does that work, anyone? I certainly hope so, because when I become president I will nuke the whole middle east without opposition. I will bring peace and stability to the world. I will be known as the greatest president of all time.
  13. You've already got one. Take your tube off & flip the cam over & reinstall. It'll shorten the pull If you need something quicker, say a 1/4 turn for your drag bike guzzi, then these folks can fix you up http://www.aperaceparts.com/
  14. Gun toting granny still slinging lead " You let an old lady beat you?"
  15. It's okay Ralph I have some of Frank Wedge's & fotoguzzi's ( Brad ) parts on my Stone BTW who is Joe Carmada ?
  16. My dad & uncles always had Harleys & Triumphs. In 65 my neighbor bought a Cub 50 & let me ride it: . I never forgot that ride or that little Honda It's not a big motorcycle, just a groovy little motorbike
  17. Like docc, I too was motivated by your post Lately I've been to preoccupied with getting prepared for WW111 Anyway I bought this bike yesterday because it gets fantastic mileage & I wanted to be ready for $6 a gallon gas . I spent the night cleaning it up & because your post was so inspiring, I'm off to the mailbox
  18. This guy has helped several people find their 72 virgins
  19. I bet deep down, muslims know their religion is a load of shite
  20. I agree, but the price was right. I'm guessing that at one time the conversions were popular The guy had a Remington model 1917 30.06 that was done the same way. Todd, we'll have to get some beer ( lotsa beer ) and head out to Mike's & blow some stuff up
  21. Better make it Texas . Scotland is just to dangerous http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1786945,00.html
  22. http://www.v11lemans.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=8436
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