I'm now working part-time in a machine shop. The boss's son "works" there too. The son is a complete fucking heroin addict/junkie.
Anyway I'm talking to the toolmaker about constructing a fixture to make something, and the son is way in the back corner at the belt sander. We're watching him nod in and out. (this is after he spent 45 mins in the bathroom puking). He's sitting in a chair deburring some shit, and he passes out. We're laughing, its funny. then 5, 6,7 minutes pass and hes slowly creeping foward in his slumber and finally OOOOUUUUUCCCHHHHHHH!!.
In his junkie slumber he leans his face into the running belt sander. Yay!! fucking hilarious