TX REDNECK (R.I.P.)

These bikes were offered in lots of 10. MPH owns their stock, it is not financed , it's paid for up front with certified funds. Had they chosen to participate in this buy a bunch at one time deal, they still couldn't sell them as cheap as OC. Sounds like a exclusive program to me or a John Stoddart back door deal OC sells these bikes to people all over & then other dealers are expected to do the warranty work & make the PDI right. I wont get into getting reimbursed by MGNA for warranty work. MPH knows how to retain & obtain customers & thats the reason they do warranty work on OC bikes & maybe you'll will remember who took care of you after the sale, not how cheap you can buy a bike from dealer X. Another thing, as a dealer you're not allowed to arrange your own freight. At one time I was going to haul bikes back to MPH & another dealer on my way home. MGNA requires a dealer to use their freight services, sounds like another sweetheart deal. I don't blame any dealer for opting not to a authorised dealer or refusing to do warranty work on OC bikes. Ever heard the saying " dance with the one who brung you " ? Anthro, will you be taking your bike to OC for warranty work ?

Why should MPH sell you a bike for less than it cost them ? They did the right thing in telling you to get it from OC . Decent deal for who ?

I do know where you can get a replacement crank case, but as Pete Roper said, you're going to have more problems than a hole in the case. Take a good look at the pics on the exploda Quota again. Carl Allison can probably give you some advice on trying to rebuild a wreck & that goes for engines too.$$$$$$$$$$

it sure does look like it can lift some heavy $hit

That young fine looking girlfriend of yours , has your head all F'd up You need to start looking for some floor boards & a trailer hitch.

Yes, I must say, redangel is quite stunning

You're in deep $hit now !!!

belfast...I mean Allan, the jig is up

Try MPH they had the M4's in stock 2 wks ago, not sure now. http://www.mphcycles.com/Accessories/CarbonFiberMufflers.htm

Why do I get the feeling Allan Sokal & belfast are one in the same ? http://skepdic.com/sokal.html

Yes I 've heard of this, 65 were on the recall list to have rod bolts replaced. these pics are from a Quota that had a rod bolt snap, seem familiar? http://www.geocities.com/guzzitech_pics/MPH-Shrap.html Send Todd Haven a e-mail with your vin# and he can tell you if your bike was one of the ones on the recall list http://www.mphcycles.com/

If your a poser like me, don't do this. The wider wheel just looks cooler & it doesn't make your ass look as fat

Slick 50 Prolly thunked up by the same people who brought you Spltfire sparkplugs http://skepdic.com/slick50.html http://www.ftc.gov/opa/1997/07/slick.htm

Ken Zellar was the guy with $15 relocation kit. I used Ken's setup , but I wear a size 13 & this kit didn't work well for people with smaller feet. BTW I just looked at Ken's site & noticed he doesn't offer Guzzi stuff anymore http://www.evoluzione.net/

Most Excellent ! I wonder how this in relation with Ken's setup ? Do you have big feet ? Let us know what you think after a shake down run.

i had no Idea that there was a separate exhaust adapter for every kind of motorcycle & exhaust system made. Are you sure somebody didn't blow smoke up your ass ?

Racer x is a nice guy & includes instructions how to zip up your pants with all purchases. Now how is the Techclusion more flexible ? Please explain

chill bento,chill

I took a dremel & cut the nubbies off & the switches still clamped tight. No problemo

DAMN!!! Al, that made me tired , I'm gonna take a nap now

Do you trust your ex-wife ?

Is this what you 're talking about http://www.mgcycle.com/mssump1.jpg

How about it Aprillia, where's my sales commision ?

I just got through doing a google search for bento / Chicken Little..... behold http://www.sextrace.net/fun12/penis.jpg