This crusty old man walks into the local Lutheran church one weekday morning and is greeted by the church secretary.
"can I help you sir" ?
"You sure as hell can, I want to join this Damn Church" the old man replies.
"I"m sorry I must have misunderstood you,what did you just say"? Replied the secretary.
" You heard me,I want to join this damn church" ! Shouted the old man.
The secretary said "Sir I will be right back".
The secretary went to get the pastor. As they were returning the pastor assured the secretary any language like that would not be tolerated.
The pastor was very cordial to the old man and said" Sir, can I help you.What seems to be the problem"?
The old man responded swearing and hollering "There is no damn problem. I just won $200 million in the lottery and I want to join this damn church and give some of my money to the church"!
"I see" said the Pastor. "So is this bitch giving you a hard time" ?