Franziskaner:
Tomorrow my G/F and I leave for Norway... we were warned that prices of alcoholic beverages were skyhigh, so we're going to smuggle 72 tins of Warsteiner pilsner, 6 bottles of Offley Port, 4 bottles of Italian Canaletto rosé and 4 bottles of Aussie white wine into Norway...
OK, I exaggerated... only 70 tins of beer, 5 bottles of Offley Port, 3 bottles of Italian Canaletto rosé and 3 bottles of Aussie white wine