Inlaws... reminds me of a joke I heard on the TV:
A young married couple from the USA visited Israel with her mother.
During a day trip the mother suddenly died of a heart attack. Her son-in-law contacted the American embassy and asked what to do. The person at the embassy said: "You can do 2 things, bury her in Israel, costs you $ 150,-, or take her back to the US and bury her there, costs $ 5000,-"
He immediately answered to have her body flown back to the USA. When the embassy person stated that this was a very generous thing to do for his mother-in-law, he answered:"It's a fact that in Israel at one time there was someone who rose from the dead after 3 days and I just want to make sure that doesn't happen!"
Discussions on gun laws offboard please...