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He spluttered in it. But hey, never mind about giving the probing questions – prepare to be on the receiving end... I predict around 10.30pm, earth time.

primavera = Frühling as we like to say when using the mothertongue of ze fatherland

Waldwinkel des Drosselventilhebels

as Rick Wakeman said to Keith Emerson

It's chilly chaps, very chilly. But good luck and have fun.

Nein, such Korrupt speaking-pollution doesn't mak me smaile et alle. However, after refining some of that swill through delicate translation machines, the purified result does make me smile, slightly. The last few sentences, in Proper German: Und efter CCU fifz mehr mehr yer, VE vil Aluminium speking Deutsche wie zey vunted in die CCU Waldwinkel des Drosselventilhebels. Wenn zis WAD es smil, Vorwände pas auf Tonne oza pepl. And in Proper English: And efter CCU fifz more more yer, VE vil aluminum speking Germans like zey vunted in CCU forest angles of the throttle lever. If zis WAD it smil, pretexts pas on ton oza pepl. or, as there seems to be some dispute about the correct contextualisation of Drosselventilhebels: And efter CCU fifz more more more yer, VE vil aluminum speking Germans like zey vunted into the CCU forest angles of the butterfly valve lever. If zis WAD it smil, pretexts pas on ton oza pepl.

It's from Moto Guzzi Land > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutella but it's a fave in USA too, I'm sure. Delicous fact of the month is that enough jars of Nutella are sold each year to cross the US 9 times (in a line, not spread). Please see http://www.nutellausa.com/ for hours of enjoyment for both you and your V.11

Dunno about Quiz 12, but I seem to have answered this one correctly.

Yes, well it's about time he joined the club.

Impossible (not that I wouldn't mind trying )

...and word is, he's got his eye on Yorkshire, for the next 'probing' visit

Nutella is better. It's spreadably delicious.

What does your battery look like? What is it called? I've seen this type of battery case deform, but never leak. Can you see the battery itself leaking? Is it definitely a pool of battery acid? Certainly sounds like you have the wrong type.

They're pinned, up at the top of this forum. Q.P. to me for another correct answer.

Oh yeah – got it now! I posted this bike before, so that's the answer, the Irish connection. Q.P. to me.

Hairy One, take care, for you know not what dark powers you meddle with. You know that 2012 is not just the year of the London Olympics – it is the end of the Mayan Calendar, and potentially the “end of Time as we know it.” The ultimate “peak experience” of 2012 A.D. is a time when Novelty and the TimeWave go to infinity, and the greatest changes of all human experience abruptly manifest! One of the Sabian Symbols for this critical “beginning of the end” (November 11, 2011– just over 384 days prior to the perceived ending date of roughly 12-21-2012) is: Neptune – A Butterfly Emerging from a Chrysalis -- The capacity to utterly transform the character of one’s consciousness by radically altering the structural patterns of everyday living and the types of relationships one enters upon. That's Metamorphosis to you. Maximum flight duration presumably refers to the universe-length time span, a length of time that is included in the TimeWave theory. This is pictured in a complex fractal wave, where each level is 64 times greater than the one below, consisting of 26 levels, which describes all change in the universe, from sub-atomic event durations, up to a universe-length time span. The peaks and troughs of history, analysed and lined up against the TimeWave, shows that the end of the wave, when all the sub-waves peak together,is 2012 A.D. The Moth has spoken. Now, can I have my Q.P.?

You were the very man for the job. Well done hairy sir. For similar, see also, Grey Fox and Flying Fox, 500cc JAP engined, in the same frame.

Clues were given. See above posts.

I'm too busy – writing the Bodger's Supplement for the next edition of Guzziology

So, it's happened. The Puffin has landed. Prepare for the Invasion of the Tontis.

An Irish tinker made the bucket / billy-can that's bodged onto the front of the crankcase. (psst do you want to buy a lucky shamrock?)

Because they could.

What does a Gori Bimm look like?

know what you mean. Trabants are worthless.