belfastguzzi

I don't have any mp3 LPs, but I'll see what can be arranged. I think you might be a bit young for this sort of thing though. Here – try that fer a wee bit o fun

Try the classifieds in Gambaribtickler. They all ride bikes like that in there and they all look like that too, except beardier. Except for Martin Barrett of course. If you want to see what he looks like, the cops have got his pic on that speeding database – see above. Or you could come over to the Erin and make an offer to one of the ribticklers when they arrive 'en masse' from deepest England. Ribtickler, after his beard blew off when he exceeded 39 m.p.h.

like this – listen I'll put the lp on

No, not another cynic...

Weirdy! I'm sure I saw a thread on the Forum about cc&lpa yesterday. Curiouser and curiouser. I think their time has come.

Oh Nogs, you little cynic

Ok so my copy of G.... has finally arrived. Anyone read the article on speed cameras and checked their reg. at http://www.e-database.co.uk ?

Hey Ratchet, you called?

Good. I didn't want to go anyway. You got the wrong Mr Kipling there, BJ. Mr. Kipling's exceedingly good cakes are back in stock — with some delicious new varieties.

What do you reckon about the Irish one, Big J? HQ seems to be down your way. Which mag arrived this morning? Gamba.... No sign of mine yet. I reckon it's disappeared in the postal strike, along with many another thing.

I'll bring you some personally, if you promise to keep your, you know what, under control and preferably under lock and key. **BTW how much smelling salts do you want anyway?

...is Mothra on the way? Run for the hills laddie, bring as many mothballs as you can carry. (Don't go to Seattle. They got stuff like this in the water there – )

gotta agree with you, though they are mostly limited by their Tenni Guy riders. Those guys need a good flogging every now and then.

It used to be such a respectable little haven of navel-gazing correctness. Could the committee please investigate and bring things to order?

Moto Guzzi 125 2-stroke from the 90's ?

Very good. That's the first part of a plan then.

Maybe not so lucky. Some attempts so far have been a bit insulting. We've already commented on the high mount can with angular pipe, that doesn't do the bike's design any favours at all. Now this stock ti can is being sold as an aftermarket option. The thing could hardly look more weedy.

Hitchhiker's body wrapped ready for the grill, on the grass behind the sign?

Ah, wondered what the full name is. Colin McCoy. Now what's the Social Security snitchline number?

They don't make me do it, but every time I get back from England I have a real good bath.

The original posts would need to be sought out. There was (loose) talk of going by ferry from England.

I do think that's best. Exposure can be, well... misunderstood.