belfastguzzi

I've NEVER ruined anything. Only re-purposed them.

well yes. Cut the neck off an empty coke bottle and clamp it round your air inlet. A 100% efficient filter. It doesn't even need to be a dirty coke bottle. (post script to the lesson)

There was even a picture of his new sportified bike and as it was on the world-wide internet it must be true. He seems to be denying his own future. bink the dink

Didn't I say those Tenni Guys are ballerinas?

No major issues as long as you don't mess with it too much. Some people chuck the front blade and then find the handling goes to pot. The blade isn't just 'handy' when making your way through traffic – it balances the weight of the rear muffler(s). The underbody road grader can be a problem when you hit speed bumps, but only the first time...

Yeah. He's already promised that he would biff the donk, clonk the tickler and other stuff like that. What gives? I reckon an imposter has figured out his password. Something just isn't Docc Real and p.roper about this.

Come back when you've broken something. Then you can have an application form.

Well 'never mind the material, feel the position'. I think you're all daft – putting air filter pods outside, directly exposed to all the wet and muck of the day. So what, if one filter lets through a few microns more than another – if it's actually covered in hovered-up flotsam and jetsam. Keep it dry and snuggly, breathing comfortably in the box where it belongs.

Yep, you guys – your quiz points are all worthless, THEY'LL ALL WORTHLESS

Hey not bad, You're getting 30year old programmes now. I thought that you guys in the Tenni Sea were backward, but you're catching-up rightly. Watch out for a sophisticated and hillarious new comedy coming your way soon. It's called the Beverley Hillbillies. Edit just remembered I'm sure that there was a series on tv about 40 years ago, featuring that other fine Ulsterman, Davy Crockett. 'Davy, Davy Crockett, King of the wild frontier...' can't remember the rest of the theme song. Keep your eyes peeled for that one. Edit 2 It was actually made in the 50s, so turn your tv on NOW. It could be the Tenni Sea premiere anytime, even as you read this.

but I don't think that the cranked pipe and small high level can look great with the style of this bike, which is long, horizontal, flowing Maybe it looks better from a different angle.

He doesn't have one. He just wishes that he had one. Unfortunately his is shiny, though he did try to rough it up a bit, a while ago. As far as I know.

Riding Enzo's sofa! Cool. Don't drop that Sigma – what do you reckon it's going to say?

That's 'cause there's one on the other side too, so that they both make the same volume as the original fitment. Clever chaps, those Italians. I think they'll pull in the traditionalists with this one.

Oh no!!!!!! Now I've got nothing to do after Christmas lunch!

I have acquired a niggle. What should I do with it?

No steering mech? Don't worry Guzzi lovers. It's an optional extra on this model, so if you really want it, you can have it. This new era Guzzi has a pretty neat options list. You've seen that this model comes with an under-body earth grader as standard, but did you know that there's a handy drop-down dozer blade too? So neat. Word on the grapevine is that they're working on a refrigerated combination. The Mandello top brass were leafing through a back catalogue and were inspired to ressurect one of the old names, again. They're gonna call it The Big Norge. Cool. Not sure if they had the right catalogue though.

I was taken by the bolt hole that he has, clean through his neck. I thought that the head modification was streamlining, so that nothing sticks up in the airflow when he's tucked behind that windshield. Your explanation is more likely though. The bolt hole must be for neck panniers when he can't get his stuff on the luggage rack up top. Those FancyBikes sure are impractical and call for unusual measures when it comes to real life, everyday shifting and carrying.

define 'working'

The V.11 that has elbowed its way into the photo of the quaint green iron, red-doored Oirish shed is, I think, that belonging to Big'dodgy'J. Bigdodgey is, no doubt, in the pub on the other side of the road. The dodgyrider of the R.Corsa likewise seems to have repaired to the pub. Pity for Guzzbun that they sneaked a snap of him on his FancyBike with stabilisers attached. Perhaps he needed them 'cause he's returning from the pub.

Come back when you are sober

As it happens, that's my third favourite question. I'm very partial to a bit of wine and I do insist on wearing something wine-coloured every day. Here are some of my favourite pieces. I hope that this visual display helps you to understand the joy of wine and how it differs from the various other colours that inhabit this kaleidoscopic world. Now, which one shall I wear tomorrow?

So it was you! Problem solved. Do you and Ferguzzi often go on drinking sprees? What town are you hitting next?

Depends what angle the sun is at and Guzzi doesn't do 'wine' anyway, so I'm thinking that most likely the wine was in Ferg and goodness only knows what colour that bike actually was, if indeed there really was a bike, and if indeed he really was walking down the street surrounded by Harley - Fergussons and not just lolling in a wine-coloured haze on a Pasadena park bench. Pasadena? well really! Are we expected to believe that. Next thing – Ferg will be telling us that he can fly!

grr. If I don't get a quiz point by, let's say, this time next year, I'm defecting to the WildGuzzimen's Forum.