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So that green sheet under the bike is Staedtler's bed sheet? You AmeriXans and your quirky little ways...

Cheers Bill I've been checking the post each morning for the airline ticket. Can't wait! I've been very interested in your garage 'project', so really, Christmas has come early.

Tenni's shoes modelled by the Moto Guzzi Puffin

had bikes for donkies years Eng trans: 'Had biccies for donkey's ears' in other words, as a child, he had prominent ears – like a donkey. Kindly folks gave the lad biscuits to comfort him. it's got a bit damp oop t'north Eng trans: Now that he's older, he's also got water on the brain. In Gambalunga it suggests Eng trans: Gambalunga = a kind of Neverland, where bikers never grow up. fish and chip run from Skipton to Whitby Eng trans: A phrase that means, 'stating the obvious'. I.e. everyone knows that anyone would run from Skipton, even a fish wot don't even have any legs. rather be at home polishing their clogs Eng trans: clogs is rhyming slang for dogs polishing is difficult to tranlate

On what – the invisible bike?!

Hey what's going on with all the advice? I got in first. He's paying for me to go over.

Martin but sorry, they're worthless. I tested the market a while ago and couldn't shift one. Maybe in about 20 years they'll be an item of curiosity on the Antiques Roadshow. Them, and Tennis.

He'd feel right at home with these guys The fourth Scurateer. Not sure about the other one though Staedtler. Looks more like a Tenni Guy to me. Smells like one too.

A man who understands. And a fair diagnosis of Nogbad's trouble – a spectacularly untrained eye.

Somehow 'club' doesn't seem the right word. Better change it to the Scura Chapter. I know your bike wants to be a Scura and it's done it's best to wreak havoc. So I suppose you could try out as a Prospect. First thing you've got to do is rub your bike over with sandpaper, any grade will do. Are you prepared to grow a terrifying beard – or at least wear a false one? Make a post on here so that the local brothers can contact you.

Are they going to the YMCA?

I think that you should take a firm line on this one. Make everyone go back and strip all the words out of the thread.

Good job I didn't see that post.

OK, I'll come

Have you tried it without the PC? Makes sense to swap ECUs, but it would be useful to rule out a problem with the PC box too. Suppose the dealer has already done that??

NO: outsiders don't understand the dark arts. It doesn't 'break down'. It wreaks havoc! It snaps springs with impunity. It eats flywheels for breakfast. It's ruffty tuffty tough. Take that, you weedy bit of bendy wire!

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Who needs a whole forum? We second-class-black-rebel-motorcyle-club-citizens can make do with only a thread, a shed out the back of the Mouldy-Coloured V.11ers' Club. So let's see, what's so great about the Dark Art Guzzi anyway...

worked for me

I've got a black and white jacket. Trouble is, some people think it makes me look a bit like a cow. Can't see it myself.

Crikey, you're wasted in that prosaic job of yours, writting parking tickets and speeding fines all day. You should be doing Open University in a brown corduroy jacket.

Don't you recogize an unfaired Tenni when you see one? You obviously don't do your own ok think russian

wow, I don't need a second invitation

that IS nice indeed

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