Probably like this, in a funky rappin' bronx-beat kinda way??:
* titanium*
JRT's cranium
shines in the sun
just like titanium
unfortunately it contains
jellyum
That means his spellium
is awfully smellium
just like his feet
his titanic feet
his great 'plates of meat'
A plate of meat, add chips
(can't be beat, so yummy)
the guy's a chip of the old block
– looks just like his mummy
Yeah, he's from the block, just like Jenny
JRT, yeah, he's from the block, he's just like J.LO
JRT, just call him J.LO
Goodbye JR
Hello
* J.LO
Yep. That seems to have taken us from one to t'other.