This just in from Phogadelic, Ireland, one Mr. BefastGuzzi was involved a serious, though non-fatal, single vehicle accident. The victim, who's name has not been released pending notification of his family, was heard moaning 'fry me a river' as he was taken from the scene. Mr. Belfast, who was questioned at the scene, reportedly frothed at the mouth, then told the police to 'let go me string' and 'fadithon abbdoru gterobaro bbbthtthth!'. He was dragged about by one of the officers who was trying to free the victim, but refused to let go of his vehicle. The officers at the scene were hesitant to take Mr. Belfast in custody as they 'might get some on me', so he was released provided he maintained his medical treatments and motorcycle augments.
the accident:
Belfast fleeing the scene...