The world's a crazy place.
I don't care much for the graphics on the 999. That tribal stuff just doesn't do it for me.
On a related note, I saw perhaps the ugliest bike I've ever seen in person the other day at an auction. It was a Harley (though that doesn't matter). The theme was 'bones' (real creative). Imagine an electric blue chopper, with the front stanchions shaped like arm bones with the hands holding the axle, and the headlight was a skull. Inside the gaping maw was a single household halogen bulb (like in track lighting). Nice. The brake/clutch levers were finger bones and there were ribs on the gas tank. Oh, the humanity. I almost wish I'd taken a picture of it, but my eyes are still sore, so the camera may not have been able to take it. Tacky, tacky, tacky.
edit: behold the power of the internet-
note the lovely femur bones on the saddlebags.