Well, I FINALLY got that sucker! Ordered a 12 inch extension pipe from McMaster-Carr and bent the tip like Rossi46 did. Used heat, but was still afraid the tube would crack, but it didn't. Then I had to file and grind down the bottom half of the coupler for it to slip over the nipple, but I finally got it. All you need in lieu of a full machine shop is a gas torch and a bench grinder. Or, like me, you could put blisters on your hands using a metal file for an hour. Anyway, it's done and back together. I'd post pics, but I'm on my third celebratory beer, so they'd all be out of focus!