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I have been riding my V11 to work regularly and enjoying it very much. I lanesplit, cut off cars and use trucks as blockers for my sprints through rush hour. On a good run I can average speeds of up to 20 MPH and am occasionally forced to use third gear during hard acceleration.

 

My wife takes the subway.

 

Yesterday, during the how-was-your-day part of the evening she mentioned that some teenagers were acting up in the subway:

 

A pair of teenaged lesbians making out in the car.

 

Sitting in the seats?

 

No, standing up and hanging on to the pole. They were tongue-kissing and one was feeling the other's leg.

 

Doesn't sound so awful.

 

They were wearing those Catholic schoolgirl outfits with the short plaid skirts. It was really rude!

 

Ah.

 

I considered this to be an isolated incident so I will continue to commute via bike.

 

DW in NYC

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I just got back from a business trip to San Francisco yesterday.

 

Wot your wife saw wouldn't as much as get any notice -- or a second glance -- by any local traveller on BART (that's Bay Area Rapid Transit, f'er our interplanetary correspondents). :whistle:

 

Now the Catholic schoolgirl outfits with the short plaid skirts. . . WITHOUT any lezzie behavior wotsoever, THAT would get plenty of notice, and believe me, it would not be the POSITIVE kind . . . :homer:

Posted

Thats it!

We got to get a subway here in Mystic.

I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body!

 

I have a new girl friend though...

She has a tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh.

If you put your ear next to it you can smell the ocean. :P

Posted

Hey Guzziowner, stay away from my fantasy!

:D :D :D

 

Keeping a straight face while she told the story was... difficult.

 

DW

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Thats it!

We got to get a subway here in Mystic.

I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body!

 

I have a new girl friend though...

She has a tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh.

If you put your ear next to it you can smell the ocean. :P

That got me laughing......................... :grin:

Posted

Thats it!

We got to get a subway here in Mystic.

I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body!

 

I have a new girl friend though...

She has a tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh.

If you put your ear next to it you can smell the ocean. :P

 

 

lol :grin:

Posted

Is it pedophillia if you only watch?

What if you are stuck in a stall, and they barge into the Men's room, do you have to close your eyes?

CatholicSchoolGirls1.jpg

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What if you are stuck in a stall, and they barge into the Men's room, do you have to close your eyes?

 

The first thing to do would be a "courtesy" flush! (Or they may all just barge right out).

Posted

Thats it!

We got to get a subway here in Mystic.

I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body!

 

I have a new girl friend though...

She has a tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh.

If you put your ear next to it you can smell the ocean. :P

 

:grin::grin::grin:

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