A True fairy Tail

[Richard Z]

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in

the world." Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the

world." Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in

the world." So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World

Records to have their claims verified.

 

Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy.

"It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world." Tom Thumb

went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially the smallest

person in the world." Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking

utterly confused and says."Who is Rosie O'Donnell?

 

Richard Z

[antonio carroccio]

I am not American, so I must go google to know that...

[dlaing]

That ain't funny.

Funny is Donald Trump's World's ugliest comb over and billionaire pimp daddy lifestyle.

You think he could afford a decent $5 barber.

[g.forrest]

i only recognise this pig face woman because she makes the national news here is she a hilton? does she throw telephones? has she just had a drink drive charge? news blues....

[Richard Z]

i only recognise this pig face woman because she makes the national news here is she a hilton? does she throw telephones? has she just had a drink drive charge? news blues....

 

Comediane gone talk show host.... Oh yes. She's Queer..... This bitch opens her mouth too much about things she knows absolutely nothing about. It makes her more popular with fanatics...

 

Richard Z.

[helicopterjim R.I.P.]

Here is a true fairy tale:

 

[ptrkbeam]

O.K.

I know I must be sick.

I clicked on Quasirosie's pic. Why do I do these dumb things?

 

Thankfully, a cool breeze blew and the headlights shown...

 

http://www.v11lemans.com/forums/index.php?...ost&id=6607

[badmotogoozer]

Here is a true fairy tale:

 

 

The story of my life, Jim - and a wonderful one at that!

 

Living the dream,

 

Rj