helicopterjim R.I.P. Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Last month, scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional. 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally. 8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary. Link to comment
richard100t Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Do we really need to add more to that? Link to comment
g.forrest Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 yeah all the others, but never been at .8 Link to comment
Guzzirider Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 To further compound this theory, if you keep drinking lots of beer you will grow breasts. Link to comment
g.forrest Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 To further compound this theory, if you keep drinking lots of beer you will grow breasts. have only noticed this when jogging in recent years.. Link to comment
Frenchbob Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 have only noticed this when jogging in recent years.. In the interests of science, I put this to the test but didn't get very far - all my beer spilled! Link to comment
Ballabio Bertie Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Never had to sit down while urinating,but have fallen down.......... Link to comment
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