WARNING!! WARNING!!

[helicopterjim R.I.P.]

Last month, scientists released the results of a recent analysis

that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops

contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer,

men turn into women.

 

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within

a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100%

of the test subjects:

 

1) Argued over nothing.

 

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

 

3) Gained weight.

 

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

 

5) Became overly emotional.

 

6) Couldn't drive.

 

7) Failed to think rationally.

 

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

 

 

No further testing was considered necessary.

[richard100t]

Do we really need to add more to that?

[g.forrest]

yeah all the others, but never been at .8

[Guzzirider]

To further compound this theory, if you keep drinking lots of beer you will grow breasts.

[g.forrest]

To further compound this theory, if you keep drinking lots of beer you will grow breasts.

 

have only noticed this when jogging in recent years..

[Frenchbob]

have only noticed this when jogging in recent years..

 

In the interests of science, I put this to the test but didn't get very far - all my beer spilled!

[macguzzi]

MAN BOOBS

[Guzzirider]

MAN BOOBS

 

aka MOOBS

[Ballabio Bertie]

Never had to sit down while urinating,but have fallen down..........