It's a classic and offensive...

[Richard Z]

Everyone is in a hurry to scream "racism" these days!

 

"In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk looks at

him and says, "Are you Polish?"

 

The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you

something." If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I

was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me

if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me

if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was

Mexican? Would you?"

 

The clerk says, "Well, no!"

 

"If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

"Well, I probably wouldn't!"

 

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did

you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"

 

The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot.

 

Richard Z.

[soloNH]

OK, It's almost 2 AM, I can't get to sleep.

 

Thanks for the great laugh,

[Guest NotRight]

Thats a fitting joke for Chicago. I think you only left out Puerto Ricans. I don't want to go there. I hope to get through life not knowing what it is like to be stabbed.

[Alex-Corsa]

OK, It's almost 2 AM, I can't get to sleep.

 

Thanks for the great laugh,

 

It's almost 3am and I have to go to sleep