Richard Z Posted June 29, 2007 Posted June 29, 2007 God showed up on the day Adam and Eve had sex for the first time. God found Adam laying down relaxing, but could not see Eve. God asked Adam, "How did you like sex?" Adam replied, "It was fantastic and I want to do it again." God inquired, "I'm glad, but where is Eve so I can ask her what she thought about sex?" Adam told him she was down at the creek getting cleaned up. God replied, "Great!!!! Now I will never get the smell out of those fish!" Richard Z.
kenm Posted July 14, 2007 Posted July 14, 2007 This reminds me of my favorite Adam and Eve joke: What were Adam's first words when he first saw Eve? "Stand back! I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!
callison Posted July 15, 2007 Posted July 15, 2007 This reminds me of my favorite Adam and Eve joke: What were Adam's first words when he first saw Eve? "Stand back! I don't know how big this thing is gonna get! And the world's shortest poem: Fleas Adam Had'em
Admin Jaap Posted July 15, 2007 Posted July 15, 2007 And the world's laziest street singer: "lalalalala... MONEY!"
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