Richard Z Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 One day in the future, Jesse Jackson has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Jesse thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing.. Such was his fate in hell. "No," Jesse said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.. "No, this is no good, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Jesse. The devil opened a third door. Through it, Jesse saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Jesse looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said . . . . . . . . "OK, Monica, you're free to go." Richard Z. Link to comment
John in Leeds Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 "OK, Monica, you're free to go." Richard Z. Top Link to comment
twhitaker Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Hillary country A man walked into a bar in Austin, TX and ordered a drink. While he was sitting at the bar watching TV, one of Hillary's political ads came on. After it went off, he stood up and announced to everyone, "Hillary is a horse's ass!" The bartender reached under the bar and brought out an oak club about 18 inches long and hit the man square across the head, knocking him off his stool and onto the floor. After a minute or two, the man got up, straightened himself up and said to the bartender, "I'm sorry. I didn't know this was Hillary country." "It's not!" replied the bartender." It's horse country! Link to comment
Richard Z Posted October 2, 2007 Author Share Posted October 2, 2007 You started the Hillary Bashing...... Richard Z. Link to comment
Martin Barrett Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Great a Political joke thread on the forum I've got to moderate, bound to upset somebody - well as long as they're funny Link to comment
Guest ratchethack Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 The face of The Klinton II Regime: Link to comment
antonio carroccio Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Great a Political joke thread on the forum I've got to moderate, bound to upset somebody - well as long as they're funny Martin, don't do it! Don't even think about it! Have some respect for animals and in particularly horses. Link to comment
dlaing Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Prominent black people don't have heart attacks in America, they are assassinated. What is with the wink there? Is this some kind of white boy lynch mob bigot club? Link to comment
Dan M Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 The face of The Klinton II Regime: Lovely portrait of Hillbilly. Link to comment
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