belfastguzzi Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 potato potato Which vegetable best describes Guzzi's aural character? Link to comment
Guest ratchethack Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Why, a Swiftian satirical adjective would seem to be right up your alley here, BFG. That'd be the outrageous, Brobdingnagian Italian zucchini, of course. Link to comment
jihem Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Which vegetable best describes Guzzi's aural character? ok, not a vegetable, but a saus: my 2002 Ghezzi sounds like a Tikka Massala that refuses to let go... Link to comment
macguzzi Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Turnip turnip or is it carrot carrot Link to comment
Dan M Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 ok, not a vegetable, but a saus: my 2002 Ghezzi sounds like a Tikka Massala that refuses to let go... tikkamassala, tikkamassala. Hmm, you may need to adjust your valves. Or is it what you sound like after consuming Tikka Massala. In that case. let 'er rip! Link to comment
pete roper Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 While the newer bikes are a lot quieter than the older ones I still reckon that a tappety one sounds like two cheesegraters fornicating in an iron tank. Pete Link to comment
belfastguzzi Posted January 3, 2008 Author Share Posted January 3, 2008 It kinda starts as a cucumber cucumber, then turns to a coconut coconut when the revs pick up. Link to comment
dlaing Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 If you buy Tuneboy you can tune it to go, BEER BEER when idling and BBBBBEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR when WOT Link to comment
mike wilson Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 Given the recent propensity for oil filters backing off and for oil not to pick up I would have to say pineapple, the old name for hand grenade. Which is, of course, a fruit. Link to comment
belfastguzzi Posted January 9, 2008 Author Share Posted January 9, 2008 Given the recent propensity for oil filters backing off and for oil not to pick up I would have to say pineapple, the old name for hand grenade. Which is, of course, a fruit. Would a wasp's nest be a vegetable? Link to comment
belfastguzzi Posted January 9, 2008 Author Share Posted January 9, 2008 Wow! 2008 is going to be a great year! Link to comment
belfastguzzi Posted January 9, 2008 Author Share Posted January 9, 2008 Would a wax cotton jacket be a vegetable? Or is it some form of animal, possibly deceased? Link to comment
mike wilson Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 Would a wax cotton jacket be a vegetable? Manifestly mineral. Waxed cotton overtrousers, on the other, er, hand, are definitely an alien life form. Link to comment
belfastguzzi Posted January 10, 2008 Author Share Posted January 10, 2008 Manifestly mineral. Hmm. I've tried to cross-reference that Belstaff catalogue with a mineral database containing 4,442 individual mineral species descriptions. I can't come up with a match*, though despite the surfeit of oily pictures on that site (ugh!), there is no actual information that's of any use to either man or beast there. This enquiry might have to be escalated to Tech Topics. * However I do notice that the reference numbers are cod xxxxxx. This gives credence to those in The Fish Theory camp? Link to comment
ferguzzi Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 This one took a bit of thought. My tenni's an avocado. It's getting better with age, and I haven't bruised it yet. My katana's not a fruit at all actually. It's a fish. A mackerel I think, but I'm still not convinced. Link to comment
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