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Man, I really do not like the sound of Scottish porn.

 

Yea it a little rough since everbody is in those catholic school skrits hard to tell who is who

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Yea it a little rough since everbody is in those catholic school skrits hard to tell who is who

Don't worry we can tell the women from the sheep

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What's a TV? Sorry, I'm Scottish.

Transvestite, as far as I know. There aren't any in Scotland. They're all in England, congregated around Yorkshire mostly.

Apart from Yorkshire, you'll find 'em in Holland, where they favour latex rather than plasma.

 

PS, no need to apologise. You can't help being Scottish.

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English men and sex....well its not something we talk about much.....but hey you Americans seem to have it cracked going by old Homer and Marge....see below......click for the action.

 

 

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No offence intended

 

Nigel the undersexed Englishman

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half of the english men are prepared not to have sex for half a year when they can get a 50"plasma tv.

 

And 1/3 of the english women.

 

How bad is sex in england? Or why are they so eager to get a plasma? what don't we know?

 

 

So let me get this right, all I have to do is get a big plasma tv to get six months relief from these incessant monthly demands for conjugal rights. Oh Joy, - I'm off to Costco NOW!!!! :grin:

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wait untill Jaap will see it. I'll tell him! Watch it!

You know, he is sex stranger since a while...

Should we start a fund raiser?

A happy Jaap is a happy forum! :D

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