Pumpkin Novelty:

[tmcafe]

Not sure if the Harley "rebels" would consider this . Thinking of some Wehrmacht-style models too:

 

Veggie Rebels

[dlaing]

"Some people can put juju inside the helmets and when they are worn the victim can either lose consciousness or be struck dumb,"

LOL! That quote from the article makes more sense then the Harley rebels claiming "helmets are only good for a speed of up to 15-18 miles per hour."

(which makes sense if you only measure the velocity towards an object, like sliding head first into a curb, but helmets DO protect at much higher speeds, as riders are launched into the air when cutoff or are high sided, or simply fall to the pavement sliding with head grinding and bouncing down the road)

[tmcafe]

"Some people can put juju inside the helmets and when they are worn the victim can either lose consciousness or be struck dumb,"

LOL! That quote from the article makes more sense then the Harley rebels claiming "helmets are only good for a speed of up to 15-18 miles per hour."

Ha, ha, ha... Now that I'm thinking, maybe Harley rebels/Abate could actually fight helmet laws by invoking "juju" (put in there by foreign helmet mfgs to hurt 'murkin' bikers). And they could back a study to that effect, proving that pumpkins have been shown to be far more effective at keeping 'juju' away

[dlaing]

Ha, ha, ha... Now that I'm thinking, maybe Harley rebels/Abate could actually fight helmet laws by invoking "juju" (put in there by foreign helmet mfgs to hurt 'murkin' bikers). And they could back a study to that effect, proving that pumpkins have been shown to be far more effective at keeping 'juju' away

You could do a study to prove almost anything