Antonio, this is for you

[belfastguzzi]

What is this s*%$£!

If I wanted this $!±^! I would &(*^%$£ ask for this %^%^£$!!!

 

MMMmmmmmmmm gravy mmmmmmmmmm

[Guzzirider]

I can recommend the battered sausage with gravy!

[pete roper]

As posted on Illuminati here is a translation of what is being offered for those unfamiliar with pommy 'Food'

 

 

Battered Mushrooms- The 'Cook' has trodden on them.

 

Breaded Mushrooms- As above but then rolled in sawdust.

 

Peas- something green and liqueous in a styrofoam beaker not dissimilar to bile.

 

Beans- Something orange an liqueous in a styrofoam beaker not dissimilar to the sort of thing that long term TB sufferers cough up.

 

Carton of Curry- Box of something orange.

 

Carton of Gravy- Box of something brown.

 

Tea/Coffee-Cup of something thin and grey.

 

Milk- Something over-processed and white.

 

 

Pete