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I do not wear a watch.

 

KB :sun:

Speed, be it air or other, is a function of time.

Without an accurate method of tracking time, how do you personally calculate the airspeed of a swallow, be it laden or unladen??? :nerd:

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Exactly what DO you do, then?

 

 

 

 

We're waiting, while you're just wasting time.

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Is this the right sort of oil to use here?

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(Nobody expected another oil discussion...)

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It wasn't an insult it was a cortradiction

 

Hi Martin, haven't seen you round these parts for a long while :bier: . Welcome back!

 

But, to the ponit... of what was it a cortradiction?

 

Best wishes to you & yours, KB :sun:

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Hi Martin, haven't seen you round these parts for a long while :bier: . Welcome back!

 

But, to the ponit... of what was it a cortradiction?

 

Best wishes to you & yours, KB :sun:

WOT!!! Why you, snot nosed, namby pamby, silly, insignificant little snivelling wanker!!! You sicken me!!! You're about the poorest excuse for a sss...eh?.....Excuse me?...Oh, sorry, this is "Abuse". Yes, right then. Martin from "Contradictions" is one door down, yes. Thank you, have a nice day! Next please... :grin:

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Sorry, but I was being provoked!

 

Multiple udder pinching. Talk about the unexpected. Is that a Spanish cow?

 

And Pete, fancy a swollen udder eh? eh? Say no more, say no more. Is your cow a goer? eh? eh?

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