I've had a few

[jrt]

From the BBC:

141 words for 'drunk'

 

drunk,• adj, euphemisms include:

 

Ankled (Bristol)

 

Badgered, Banjaxed, Battered, Befuggered, Bernard Langered, Bladdered, Blasted, Blathered, Bleezin, Blitzed, Blootered, Blottoed, Bluttered, Boogaloo, Brahms & Liszt, Buckled, Burlin

 

Cabbaged, Chevy Chased, Clobbered

 

Decimated, Dot Cottoned, Druck-steaming, Drunk as a Lord, Drunk as a skunk

 

Etched

 

Fecked, Fleemered (Germany), Four to the floor

 

Gatted, Goosed, Got my beer goggles on, Guttered (Inverness)

 

Had a couple of shickers, Hammer-blowed, Hammered, Hanging, Having the whirlygigs, Howling

 

Inebriated, Intoxicated

 

Jahalered, Jaiked up (West of Scotland), Jan'd - abbrev for Jan Hammered, Jaxied, Jeremied, Jolly

 

Kaned

 

Lagged up, Lamped, Langered (Ireland) [also langers, langerated], Laroped, or alt. larrupt, Lashed, Leathered, Legless, Liquored up (South Carolina), Locked, Locked out of your mind (Ireland), Loo la

 

Mad wey it, Mandoo-ed, Mangled, Manky, Mashed, Meff'd, Merl Haggard, Merry, Minced, Ming-ho, Minging, Moired, Monged, Monkey-full, Mottled, Mullered

 

Newcastled, Nicely irrigated with horizontal lubricant

 

Off me pickle, Off me trolley, On a campaign, Out of it, Out yer tree

 

Paggered, Palintoshed, Paraletic, Peelywally, Peevied, Pickled, Pie-eyed, Pished, Plastered, Poleaxed, Pollatic

 

Rat-legged (Stockport), Ratted, Ravaged, Razzled, Reek-ho, Rendered, Rosy glow, Rubbered, Ruined

 

Saying hello to Mr Armitage, Scattered, Schindlers, Screwed, Scuttered (Dublin), Shedded [as in " My shed has collapsed taking most of the fence with it"], Slaughtered, Sloshed, Smashed, Snatered (Ireland), Snobbled (Wales), Sozzled, Spangled, Spannered, Spiffed, Spongelled, Squiffy, Steamin, Steampigged, Stocious, Stonkin

 

Tanked, Tashered, Tipsy, Trashed, Trollied, Troubled, Trousered, Twisted

 

Warped, Wasted, Wellied, With the fairies, Wrecked

 

Zombied

 

And if you've made it this far:

[jtucker]

They forgot "soused", and just plain "shit faced".

 

__Jason

[Guzzirider]

Those are all the polite terms! The English language is a little more colourful in this neck of the woods!

[tikkanen]

Those are all the polite terms! The English language is a little more colourful in this neck of the woods!

 

Like i.e. scull #@$&@#@? Learned it from a Manqunean (Manchester, can't remember how it's spelled) mate of mine....Army, of course!

 

Cheers

Søren

[belfastguzzi]

wobbles

[Guest ratchethack]

In Bungendore, NSW, it's:

 

'E's got the wobbly boots on.

 

[macguzzi]

Rubber legs

[docc]

Had a laugh at this! Not t hat I' m eve n a bit *snockered* or even *buzzed.*

[felix42o]

Don't forget shlop-tarred, plowed, four sheets to the wind, and the Tom Waits favorite, 'on the corner of fifth and vermouth'. Better to have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotamy.

[df2]

Wankered and Bolloxed. Off me wanker.

[jersey]

Cheers!