doug m Posted September 30, 2009 Posted September 30, 2009 sounds kinda familiar ...bought new speedo;....cut in half....grease...recalibrate -10%...speedo is now 10% slow....bitch to put bulb back in...wait for speedo knob not included with new speedo....speedo nob breaks...glue speedo nob...speedo nob now does not come off..and oh ,yeh...speedo bulb needs to be replaced ..speedo goes in garbage..?.....
Greg Field Posted September 30, 2009 Posted September 30, 2009 Yeah! Come to think of it, we already have a joke thread and a hooters thread. Why not an invective thread!? This will be much more useful because you can resort to it in situations like this or when removing the swing arm bearings. My favorite is pigfucker. The electronic nanny will no doubt change this to pig%*@
Jap In OZ Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 Jasper: don't bogart that joint! Share some of that particularly effective invective so that those of us handicapped by our mono-lingual status can get some relief at the critical juncture! Alright, more than willing to help altough maybe this could be more effective in Italian (Antonio, please help out here). In any case I have found Dutch to be the perfect swearing language, I might be a bit biassed but my Australian work mates seem to agree with me and have changed to Dutch swearing, since productivity has gone up and no harressment in the workplace issues have been reported! Important to note here is that Dutch is a very poetic language, a total of 107 words have been recorded for the female genital alone... Anyway from my personal experience for electrical problems such as instrument cluster lights or mysterial electrical gremlins: Vieze vuile gore uitdebaarmoedergeslingerd Kutding krijg de vliegetering.. seems to always do the trick! Mechanical problems usually get solved with... Gore slettebak... ( screwdriver thrown into the ground when doing this, preferably an old one will do wonders here to) Pretty sure Jaap, Paul and Antonio will share their own tips on this subject! Ok I'd better get back to my exploded Vespa VBB clutch, swearing didn't help there! Ciao Jasper
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