Six short stories by men

[Todd davis]

ONE

 

I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said, "Morning."

He said, "No, just taking a shit."

 

TWO

When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked Him to forgive me.

 

 

*THREE

My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She looked at me and yelled, "You did this to me, you bastard!" I casually replied, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, 'That would hurt too much'."

 

 

FOUR

I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

 

 

skip FIVE

I was walking down the road and saw my Afghanistan neighbor Abdul standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's wrong, Abdul? Won't it start?"

 

 

SIX

My girlfriend and I were making love when she looked up at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies." So I turned her over on all

fours, stuck it in her ass, pulled out, flipped her back over and came all over her face and hair. I never saw her again after that night. I guess we don't watch the same movies.

[Steve G.]

 

good ones!

[gstallons]

Those are funny!

[antonio carroccio]

SIX

My girlfriend and I were making love when she looked up at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies." So I turned her over on all

fours, stuck it in her ass, pulled out, flipped her back over and came all over her face and hair. I never saw her again after that night. I guess we don't watch the same movies.