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[Guest ratchethack]

Some o' you mugs are gonna like this. . . Others, umm. . . maybe not so much. . .

 

Three Reported Missing After Animal Rights Activists Take "War on Leather" to Motorcycle Rally

 

Johnstown, PA: Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers "duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters," according to police officials.

 

"Something just went wrong," said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. "Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong."

 

The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, "growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats," decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event "in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats." "In fact," said the organizer. "Motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it... Ergo, they should stop."

 

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960's era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting "you're murderers" to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

 

"They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene', and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"

 

"I... I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket. And, he... he didn't even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, 'You can't prove that.' Next thing I know is he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman."

 

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers "farted on their heads."

 

Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed "surprise" at the allegations.

 

"That's preposterous," said on high ranking member of the biker organizing committee. "We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome."

 

When confronted with the allegations of force feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and 'farting on their heads,' the organizer declined to comment in detail. "That's just our secret handshake," assured the organizer.

 

SOURCE: http://rustmeister.blogspot.com/2010/01/th...ter-animal.html

[helicopterjim R.I.P.]

Well if Mr. Rust says it is so .... it must be so!

[Guzzi2Go]

Sounds too good to be true...

[belfastguzzi]

Obviousy made up, but excellent.

Funny stuff

[Ralph Werner]

'farting on their heads,'

 

Passing gas on a toilet?

 

Doing a headstand and ripping one?

 

Farting on the club officers?

 

Sticking your head near your butt and cutting the cheese?

 

This one really has me puzzled.

[Dan M]

This story has been popping up here & there. Funny stuff.

 

http://glossynews.com/society/201001070305...torcycle-rally/

 

I'm thinking those pansies will stick to throwing "blood" on rich women is furs although it would be fun to see them try this.

[Richard Z]

Shouldn't this be moved to the technical section......

[Guest ratchethack]

Shouldn't this be moved to the technical section......

[Admin Jaap]

Shouldn't this be moved to the technical section......

 

No, there it would probably end up in a discussion about global warming...

[felix42o]

I actually had one idiot make a comment about the faux leather on my Tenni's seat at a cafe once. Some people have too much time and not enough work.

[John in Leeds]

"They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene', and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"

 

Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers "farted on their heads."

SOURCE: http://rustmeister.blogspot.com/2010/01/th...ter-animal.html

 

I'm thinking those pansies will stick to throwing "blood" on rich women is furs although it would be fun to see them try this.

 

Seems to me in the issue of 'pansies' versus the (South Park) 'fags, the 'fags' are full of wind and piss. No change there then

 

[Guzzirider]

I'm looking forward to hearing about the revenge attack of the animal revenge activists two weeks later when they turn up at the bikers camp in force, hordes of them in VW camper vans armed with large sticks of organic bread.

 

They tie up the bikers with ropes made up of recycled polar bear shit and force feed the wannabe outlaws lentils and salad, until the bikers can take no more and all their nasty skin complaints clear up.

 

The outlaws are then forced to take a bath, then are forced to wear kaftans woven from whale placentas and made to listen to whining folk music until they sign a pledge never to wear a dead cow's skin again.

 

The bikers are found dumped and tied up in the offices of the corporate compaines they work for on Monday morning, their fake tattoos replaced with a large Greenpeace logo permanently tattoeed on their foreheads, and a stick of rhubarb up their arse.

 

Guy

[John in Leeds]

I'm looking forward to hearing about the revenge attack of the animal revenge activists two weeks later when they turn up at the bikers camp in force, hordes of them in VW camper vans armed with large sticks of organic bread.

 

They tie up the bikers with ropes made up of recycled polar bear shit and force feed the wannabe outlaws lentils and salad, until the bikers can take no more and all their nasty skin complaints clear up.

 

The outlaws are then forced to take a bath, then are forced to wear kaftans woven from whale placentas and made to listen to whining folk music until they sign a pledge never to wear a dead cow's skin again.

 

The bikers are found dumped and tied up in the offices of the corporate compaines they work for on Monday morning, their fake tattoos replaced with a large Greenpeace logo permanently tattoeed on their foreheads, and a stick of rhubarb up their arse.

 

Guy

 

At least we have one soul who can tell the difference between fact and fiction

 

'whale placenta kaftans'? - how good is that?

 

 

While I'm on is there anyone here who can tell the difference between weather and climate?

[belfastguzzi]

I'm looking forward to h......

and a stick of rhubarb up their arse.

Guy

That's all thought through with a great deal of detail. It's almost as if you're speaking from real life experience...

[gstallons]

 

No, there it would probably end up in a discussion about global warming...

 

 

I mak a motion that "global warming" or any reference,inference to this subject NOT be allowed on this site. I hear enough of this s**t from both sides elsewhere.